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I have the feeling show's over...

I thought Avenue Q. WAS muppets?

GHOST BRITTANY: Oh, oh I've never had so much fun before... *Sighs* my count... Suddenly... GHOST ALVIN: What the heck is goin' on here? GHOST BRITTANY: Alvin? ! GHOST ALVIN: Who were you expecting, you... you... ****! Just then... GHOST THEODORE: Alvin! You cussed! I can't believe...

Say "toy boat" three times real fast.

GHOST BRITTANY: Hmmph! She's not even as cute as I am... after all, I'm one of a kind... why, I was told after they made me, the mold was broken.

GHOST ELEANOR: *Scoffs* GHOST BRITTANY: Ooh, that... that Spears girl... trying to steal my spotlight! You think I ought to sue? I bet I'd make a very good case, don't you?

GHOST ELEANOR: Well, I guess that'll be okay... GHOST BRITTANY: So, Count, ever been to one of my concerts?

GHOST BRITTANY: Oh Count, you're SOOOOO, like, above average... *Mezmerized* GHOST ELEANOR: Um... I don't know... you're not going to eat me again, are you?

GHOST BRITTANY: Oh, my Count...

GHOST ELEANOR: *Backs away slowly* You... you're the one who ate all of us! What do you want?

GHOST THEODORE: ALVIN! DON'T LET HIM EAT ME AGAIN! GHOST ALVIN: Relax, Theodore, this guy's even more wimpy as a ghost than he was when he was alive. *Meanwhile* GHOST JEANETTE: I'm not a dork... am I? GHOST SIMON: Not to me, you're not. GHOST JEANETTE: That's just it, what am I to you...

*Meanwhile, Ghost Theodore peers through the kitchen window of the Seville house, where he finds Dave crying* GHOST THEODORE: Look, Alvin! Dave's crying! GHOST ALVIN: *Looks* Well, duh, Theodore, he's chopping onions! GHOST THEODORE: *Looks again, and sees the onions* Oh...

GHOST BRITTANY: *Dancing with Count* Oh my, you dance devinely, really... gosh, it sure is wonderful to be in the presences of a real Count... *Meanwhile* GHOST SIMON: I don't understand how you can stand Brittany. GHOST JEANETTE: *Sniffles* Well, to tell you the truth, I don't see how...

GHOST JEANETTE: *Blushes* Oh my... GHOST BRITTANY: "Bookish type"... Jeanette's a dork! GHOST JEANETTE: *Tears well up* Brittany... GHOST BRITTANY: Besides, she already belongs to Simon... *Pushes Jeanette out of the picture* I can be the bookish type too, you know... sure it'll just ruin my...

GHOST JEANETTE: Um... oh my... I, uh... well, that is to say... you see... well... Simon and I were... well... um... GHOST BRITTANY: Oh, forget Jeanette... I'm not doing anything tonight, your Royal Countness... *Bats eyes*

GHOST ALVIN: Do you have any idea who you're talking to? I'm not just ANY chipmunk... I'm ALVIN! THE Chipmunk! GHOST SIMON: Come on, Alvin, let's go to some other forum where we're still appreciated! GHOST ALVIN: Hey, how come WE don't have a forum? GHOST SIMON: I don't know, take it up with...

GHOST THEODORE: *Still crying* GHOST SIMON: Theodore, I know you're upset, but non-stop crying isn't going to make things any better. GHOST ALVIN: Yeah, so knock it off ya big baby! GHOST SIMON: ALVIN! GHOST BRITTANY: Oh, Alvin, really, sometimes you can be so insensitive! GHOST ALVIN: Look...

GHOST JEANETTE: *Tries to float through a wall, but keeps bumping into it* GHOST ELEANOR: Jeanette! Stop, you'll hurt yourself! GHOST JEANETTE: I can't stop, Elly, I can't stop until I *Slam* go through *Slam* this wall! *Slam* GHOST ELEANOR: Okay... but I sure do hope you soon figure out...

GHOST SNOWTH: Well, I guess this is it, shall we go home? GHOST THEODORE: I'd love to, I miss Dave! GHOST SNOWTH: Not talking about that kind of home, Theodore... GATEKEEPER: Uh, just a minute Mr. Snowth. GHOST SNOWTH: What? GATEKEEPER: *Opens book* Let's see... lusting after one Kathy...

GHOST SNOWTH: Ohhhhhhhh... where am I? GATEKEEPER: You're in heaven, Dave. GHOST SNOWTH: Huh? No, I'm not Dave, Dave is... GATEKEEPER: Try the water, Dave, it's really real... GHOST SNOWTH: I'm NOT Dave! GHOST ALVIN: Speaking of which, how are we going to explain this to Dave? GHOST...