The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

[D'Snowth]

GHOST SNOWTH: Ohhhhhhhh... where am I?
GATEKEEPER: You're in heaven, Dave.
GHOST SNOWTH: Huh? No, I'm not Dave, Dave is...
GATEKEEPER: Try the water, Dave, it's really real...
GHOST SNOWTH: I'm NOT Dave!
GHOST ALVIN: Speaking of which, how are we going to explain this to Dave?
GHOST SNOWTH: Whoa! Alvin! I thought you were eaten alive!
GHOST ALVIN: I was pee-brain, and YOU were blasted with a canon by that Canadian chick.
GHOST SNOWTH: *Gasps* Kathy Greenwood shot me with a canon? !
GHOST ALVIN: No, the OTHER Canadian chick... the spicy one!
GHOST SNOWTH: Ohh... Catherine O'Hara...
GHOST SIMON: Pardon me, but I believe Alvin is refering to MrsPepper from Muppet Central.
GHOST SNOWTH: *Gasp* I thought we were best friends! Boy, some friend she turned out to be!
GHOST ALVIN: Yeah! Friends. Who needs them?
GHOST SIMON: Alvin, everybody needs a friend.
GHOST ALVIN: Not Alvin! I'm my own man! I'm number one! You're number two!
GHOST SIMON: Hmm, it's funny you mentioned that, if I recall correctly, didn't that little line from grade school go a little something like "First is the worst and second is the best?"
GHOST ALVIN: Yeah, and third is the one with the hairy chest.
GHOST THEODORE: Oh, how barbaric!
GHOST SIMON: We're chipmunks, Theodore, we have hair all over our bodies.
GHOST BRITTANY: We don't! Just look at how smooth and gorgeous my skin is!
GHOST SIMON: Um... I'd much rather look at Jeanette's skin, if it's alright with you.
GHOST ALVIN: Simon and Jeanette sitting in a tree...
GHOST BRITTANY: K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
GHOST SIMON: Oh please, grow up!

 

[MrsPepper]

Alvin and Simon better stop talking unless they also want to receive my spicy wrath!

P.S. Snowthers, you know I love you but I had to cannon you! It was out of necessity! ...Actually, it was out of boredom, but I'm sure you'll understand! **calls out from the corner of her mouth** Someone back me up on this!

 

[anythingmuppet]

*airplane crashes*

*gets out of the plane*

Alright, who put me on a plane to begin with?

*Huh, for some reason the forum software doesn't allow me to place a exclamation point after that question mark...Weird.

 

[theprawncracker]

*takes medicine from Ed*

*comes back to life* ...Dang it.

 

[The Count]

Good... Gravy? Prawny's alive again! Quick, pepper him with salt and flour! Mmm, fried prawn. *Goes to get the cocktail sauce, certain the craziness will continue in the meanwhile.

 

[D'Snowth]

GHOST SNOWTH: Well, I guess this is it, shall we go home?
GHOST THEODORE: I'd love to, I miss Dave!
GHOST SNOWTH: Not talking about that kind of home, Theodore...
GATEKEEPER: Uh, just a minute Mr. Snowth.
GHOST SNOWTH: What?
GATEKEEPER: *Opens book* Let's see... lusting after one Kathy Greenwood... going through a pizza, pasta, and salad buffet four times in a row... sitting around in your pajamas all day long in front of a computer screen... taking government monitored medication to relieve your acne... seeking revenge against the people of Whoserville and WTATA... pinching your pennies... just about the only sin you AREN'T guilty of is pride. *Closes book*
GHOST SNOWTH: So... what's your point?
GATEKEEPER: *Pulls lever, sending Snowth to h e l l*
GHOST SNOWTH: BUT I'M A CHRISTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...

 

[theprawncracker]

*runs away frantically* *hides in a barn*

 

[D'Snowth]

GHOST JEANETTE: *Tries to float through a wall, but keeps bumping into it*
GHOST ELEANOR: Jeanette! Stop, you'll hurt yourself!
GHOST JEANETTE: I can't stop, Elly, I can't stop until I *Slam* go through *Slam* this wall! *Slam*
GHOST ELEANOR: Okay... but I sure do hope you soon figure out that's a brick wall you're trying to go through...
GHOST JEANETTE: *Pauses* Oops...

 

[MrsPepper]

**chucks away her cannon over her shoulder**

Ah, this is losing it's appeal.

**walks away as the cannon lands and explodes spices everywhere**

 

[D'Snowth]

GHOST THEODORE: *Still crying*
GHOST SIMON: Theodore, I know you're upset, but non-stop crying isn't going to make things any better.
GHOST ALVIN: Yeah, so knock it off ya big baby!
GHOST SIMON: ALVIN!
GHOST BRITTANY: Oh, Alvin, really, sometimes you can be so insensitive!
GHOST ALVIN: Look who's talking little Miss Attitude.
GHOST BRITTANY: You should talk Mr. Popularity! *Slaps Alvin*
GHOST ALVIN: *Slaps Brittany*

*Pause*

GHOST BRITTANY: Oh, Alvin...
GHOST ALVIN: Oh, Brittany...
GHOST BRITTANY and ALVIN: *Kiss*
GHOST SIMON: Look away, Theodore, you're too young for to see this... *Covers Theodore's eyes.