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I think we should just clam up!

Yeah...I think we're starting to flounder!

Rully! I'm getting such a haddock!

On the way home from a Halloween party, two girls take a shortcut through the cemetery. They stop when they hear a mysterious "tap-tap-tap" in the shadows. When the mist in front of them clears, they see an old man furiously chipping one of the headstones with a hammer and chisel. "Geez...

Doh-ho-ho!

Beethoven dies and is buried. A couple of months later, a man walking through the cemetery hears strange noises coming from Beethoven's grave. The man runs to get the town magistrate, and brings him to the grave where the noises are continuing. The magistrate puts his ear to the grave and...

"Pretty Ballerina" - Left Banke

:D I especially liked the "perch" one!:zany:

Thanks, Caroline!:)

"Seasons in the Sun" - Terry Jacks

(rolling around in a pig sty) :sing: I'm too smexy for your party, too smexy for your party, no way I'm disco dancing! And I'm too smexy for my hat, too smexy for my hat, whatcha think about that?:sing:

"I Think I Love You" - The Partridge Family

Still pretty warm. It's October, right?;)

Some more wordplay/terminology... Arbitrator - a person who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's Avoidable - what a bullfighter tries to do Baloney - where some hemlines fall Beauty Parlor - a place where women curl up and dye Bernadette - the act of torching a mortgage Burglarize -...

"You Better Move On" - The Rolling Stones

Thanks!:)

Thanks, Alex! I hope you didn't hurt yourself falling out of your chair!:concern:

Here's some medical terminology... Artery - study of paintings Bacteria - back door of cafeteria Barium - the next step after a patient passes away Cat Scan - searching for kitty Cauterize - made eye contact with her D&C - where Washington is Dilate - to live long Enema - not a...

Smexy?:D That's a new one!

Heh heh...how could you not love Forrest? Jenny: Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest? Forrest: I sit next to them in my home economics class all the time. My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump. There was Dallas, from Phoenix...Cleveland, he was from Detroit, and...