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It refuses to die, muwahahahahahahaha!

Hello, Mr. the Snowth! Great to hear from ya! Looking forward to your triumphant return!:)

'Twas yet another warm one for this time of the month...but it's cooled down quite considerably, and is quite comfy!

"She's About a Mover" - Sir Douglas Quintet

A dog walks into a telegram office. He takes a blank form, and writes Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof. The clerk looks at it and says, "you have nine words here. You can send another woof for the same price. "But that would make no sense at all," replies the dog.

A high-profile company hires a new CEO, who is determined to rid the place of each and every slacker. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO spots a guy leaning against a wall. The room is full of workers, and the CEO decides to show everyone who's boss. "You! How much money do you make a...

I once took a speed-reading course, and read War and Peace in 20 minutes. It involves Russia.

Good one, Caroline!:) Why did Beethoven cook his pet chicken? Because it kept clucking "Bach Bach Bach!"

"Sea of Heartbreak" - Don Gibson

This may sound weird, but I like dressing up nice, and wearing suits and tuxes. I feel comfortable wearing ties, usually hung loosely around my neck, with the top button of my shirt undone. So any time there's an excuse to dress up, I'm all over it!

"Time's a Wastin'" - June Carter & Carl Smith

Oh yeah, I'll also have to stuff a pillow under my shirt!

Hey, that's a great idea, future Larry Talbot (werewolf, right?;) )! I've got the tux...I'll need a top hat, umbrella, monocle and some kind of pointy nose that I guess I could mold out of putty or something!:D

Heehee, thanks Alex!:) I'm surprised I haven't posted in here until three days ago...it's a lot of fun!:D

Honestly, I don't know. Halloween's always been a fave holiday of mine...I suppose I could go the old standby route: a vampire. I have a kewl-looking cape...but I've already been a vampire...if I was going to a party, I might rent out a nifty Batman suit...but I haven't been invited to any...

A froggy hippity-hops into a bank and approaches the teller. Her nameplate reads Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to redecorate my pad." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. "Kermit Jagger," replies the froggy. "My dad knows the bank manager."...

"Such a Night" - Elvis Presley

Suppose someone attempts to pirate this thread, for their own shellfish porpoises?

I feel like such a prawn in the game of life!:rolleyes:

Don't shrimp on details! Do tell!