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Hevej: *covers Father's mouth with hand* Shh!!!
Father: *moves hand* Is it wrong that I like the smell of whatever you last washed your hands with?
Hevej: Oh, gosh, yes, that is wrong wrong!
Father: I thought so. Nevermind.
Hevej: I'm not covering your mouth again now...
Father...
Father: She called it Saryx.
Hevej: Ooh, what a sssarxy name.
Father: ...actually, the Y comes before the X.
Hevej: No...its W, X, Y, and Z...and you call yourself the intelligent one.
Father: Yeah, well, I was reciting backwards.
Hevej: There's no Y or X in backwards...
Father: *adjusts listening device*
Hevej: What kind of name is Lola?
Father: *hums* She was a show-girl...
Hevej: Please, God, anything but that...
Father: *hums* ...a chocolate donut on each ear...
Hevej: *takes biconulars*
Hevej: It's a girl.
Father: I know! Why else would Jack be going out with it!?
Hevej: I meat the dragon...
Father: And you think I didn't? *grabs binoculars and spies*
Father: *pulls up near woods in car and leans out the window* Question. Does that dragon know one of the objects he's chewing used to be a tire from a bicycle belonging to a Nutrition Nanny?
Hevej: Question. Does he care?
Father: Or she.
Hevej: Question. Is that dragon a he or a she?
Hevej: !!!*pause* ??? *pause* ...
Father: *steps back outside* You'd be better off chasing waves, Captain Veg.
Hevej: *stares at Father* What is it with you and the vegtables!
Father: What? Hey, what? Vegtables are good for you! Especially carrots! They help you see at...night...
Hevej: *pulls sea-cap down over eyes* It just might be my business...*yells* Moppet!
Father: *drags self to standing* Veggie?
Hevej: *pause* I have told you not to call me that...
Father/Moppet: Sorry...what are you doin' here?
Hevej: Oh, nothing. Go back inside. I'll see you around...
Father: ...Nieces!...Kittens!...Knittens!...*stays fainted*
Hevej: *backs off like he's been bitten* You and the bird-lizard are made for each other...except one's bark and no bite...*eyebrow raise* Where'd this lizard come from anyhow?
Hevej: *dashin' smile* Or else what, girlie? Hey, I ain't gunna hurt either you or ya bird...lizard...thing...Just wan'ed to say hi on me way to see Mr Moppet. What is that thing anyhow?
Father: *inside* Ooh...blooof...*drags self to the door and falls down the porch*
Hevej: Ahh, now I've...
Hehe. I was just playing with you, Snowthers. OTT is over the top, and I figured some peeps wouldn't get it. *high fives self* *and feels ever so mean*
Hevej (the pirate): *stepping into Mairin's way on the street outside the Moppet House* Hey, hey, hey, what's the hustle, darlin'? Going somewhere fast are we?
Father: *inside* Glurgggle flurrrrg!
No, I'd say that Mopotop's Shop should stay as Mopotop's Shop. Or: M's S, but that's just ridiculous...
As as for using abbreviations in general, I think it's ok, (sorry, okay), so long as it's not OTT.
Father: *walks into the kitchen and sees Jack unconcious on the floor* Ok, I won't even ask...*glances up* And do get that dragon off the table it's hardly hygenic. *leaves the room* *returns in a hurry* Dra-...DRA! *faints* Hey Jack...
Darn it Luke! You know I lost my two-piece back during the 120-second war...
For anyone who didn't pick up the video from the Barry Lee thread, here's a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCyemJQAL-s
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