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  1. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: *covers Father's mouth with hand* Shh!!! Father: *moves hand* Is it wrong that I like the smell of whatever you last washed your hands with? Hevej: Oh, gosh, yes, that is wrong wrong! Father: I thought so. Nevermind. Hevej: I'm not covering your mouth again now... Father...
  2. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: She called it Saryx. Hevej: Ooh, what a sssarxy name. Father: ...actually, the Y comes before the X. Hevej: No...its W, X, Y, and Z...and you call yourself the intelligent one. Father: Yeah, well, I was reciting backwards. Hevej: There's no Y or X in backwards...
  3. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *adjusts listening device* Hevej: What kind of name is Lola? Father: *hums* She was a show-girl... Hevej: Please, God, anything but that... Father: *hums* ...a chocolate donut on each ear... Hevej: *takes biconulars*
  4. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: It's a girl. Father: I know! Why else would Jack be going out with it!? Hevej: I meat the dragon... Father: And you think I didn't? *grabs binoculars and spies*
  5. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *whispers* Has anyone seen any of my children lately? Hevej: *whipers* I think Jana was in the glove compartment. Father: *whipers* Oh, ok.
  6. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *pulls up near woods in car and leans out the window* Question. Does that dragon know one of the objects he's chewing used to be a tire from a bicycle belonging to a Nutrition Nanny? Hevej: Question. Does he care? Father: Or she. Hevej: Question. Is that dragon a he or a she?
  7. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: !!!*pause* ??? *pause* ... Father: *steps back outside* You'd be better off chasing waves, Captain Veg. Hevej: *stares at Father* What is it with you and the vegtables! Father: What? Hey, what? Vegtables are good for you! Especially carrots! They help you see at...night...
  8. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: *pulls sea-cap down over eyes* It just might be my business...*yells* Moppet! Father: *drags self to standing* Veggie? Hevej: *pause* I have told you not to call me that... Father/Moppet: Sorry...what are you doin' here? Hevej: Oh, nothing. Go back inside. I'll see you around...
  9. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: ...Nieces!...Kittens!...Knittens!...*stays fainted* Hevej: *backs off like he's been bitten* You and the bird-lizard are made for each other...except one's bark and no bite...*eyebrow raise* Where'd this lizard come from anyhow?
  10. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej: *dashin' smile* Or else what, girlie? Hey, I ain't gunna hurt either you or ya bird...lizard...thing...Just wan'ed to say hi on me way to see Mr Moppet. What is that thing anyhow? Father: *inside* Ooh...blooof...*drags self to the door and falls down the porch* Hevej: Ahh, now I've...
  11. Beauregard

    The Muppet Central Dictionary

    Hehe. I was just playing with you, Snowthers. OTT is over the top, and I figured some peeps wouldn't get it. *high fives self* *and feels ever so mean*
  12. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Hevej (the pirate): *stepping into Mairin's way on the street outside the Moppet House* Hey, hey, hey, what's the hustle, darlin'? Going somewhere fast are we? Father: *inside* Glurgggle flurrrrg!
  13. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: Bland withbelt a blinterpritor...*shakes fist and falls back on floor*
  14. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: Blafluflabe...*blahblah* *kicks legs and falls back onto floor*
  15. Beauregard

    The Muppet Central Dictionary

    No, I'd say that Mopotop's Shop should stay as Mopotop's Shop. Or: M's S, but that's just ridiculous... As as for using abbreviations in general, I think it's ok, (sorry, okay), so long as it's not OTT.
  16. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *walks into the kitchen and sees Jack unconcious on the floor* Ok, I won't even ask...*glances up* And do get that dragon off the table it's hardly hygenic. *leaves the room* *returns in a hurry* Dra-...DRA! *faints* Hey Jack...
  17. Beauregard

    The Official Barry Lee Fan Video!!!

    *falls off chair laughing* "Dairy Lee, the traditional Barry Lee cheese taste, now with stringy bits."
  18. Beauregard

    Happy Birthday MuppetQuilter!

    :sing: Hippy Bath Day, dude!!! :sing:
  19. Beauregard

    In Development: Henson's Fraggle Rock Movie

    I was thinking, "Credits" when I heard that suggestion. So, yeah, if not in the movie DEFINATLY in the credits.
  20. Beauregard

    The Official Barry Lee Fan Video!!!

    Darn it Luke! You know I lost my two-piece back during the 120-second war... For anyone who didn't pick up the video from the Barry Lee thread, here's a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCyemJQAL-s
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