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Father: Hey...this is my house! And I could have you...I could ask you to...not call me a nit-wit...

Father: *awakens* Yes, Jack, there are children...so...what did happen anyway? *leans closer*

*enters* *scatters bagels hither and thither* *plays a zither* *exits*

(OOC: MRS PEPPER! WELCOME BACK!!!) Father: *opens on eye* Oh lord, I think I should stay unconcious for a bit longer...

Father: *in unconcious land* Oh, say, Jack did you ever return the wallet I didn't lend you?

Here are a few rules, guidelines, information-ness-esses for the game. 1. Housemates enter the Big Brother House Thread on Day 1 and remain there until evicted, or they reach the finale. (Housemates may post in other thread around the board). If a housemate wishes to leave, they may plead the...

Father: *agreed* I know the feeling...except that I'm slipt from my kids and can't take Mother to the game...

Father: *unconcious land is so much fun!* ...I don't even WANT to know how that is possible...well, now your dragon is...out...what are you going to do with it?

Father: *reads headline and collapses again into unconscious* *in same land as Jack* You finally found biscuits! And...I hear...you also found an illegitimate dragon.

Bird flu?

Father: *unconcious* *in unconcious land* ...is there a bus to collapsed land from here?

Father: After you broke my table? *does not catch him*

Father: *walks into the middle of this situation* Hello all! I'm sorry, I think I got lost there for a little while, woke up in the middle of the woods with no socks on...can't imagine where they went, not that they would have just gone off by themselves, but did I really leave without them on...

Father: That's been happening a lot lately. *falls unconcious* *eyes flicker open* Maybe I should adjust my lifestyle somewhat...*eyes shut*

Father: Some? Trust me...more than just some! This week I had some girl turn up quite randomly with a DRAGON for crying out loud! *blinks* Nevermind.

Hevej: ...I said Sax... Father: *awakens* Hevej! How dare you insult her honour, you fiend! Hevej: *eyes narrow* I see I can't get Sax from the girl by conventional means...*turns and strides away* I will be back, count on it. Father: I'm dreadfully sorry, Mairin...seems he's obsessed...

Hevej: Neither did the saints of Aldershot beleive me when I sent them a sign! Father: *unconcious* Hevej: Fine! Fine, it's me, Captain Skullington Hevej. I'm here to make a propsition to you...You give me the dragon, and I'll lend you one thousand baby-blue baby rattles which sell, at...

Father: *to Hevej* Let me handle this. *calls out* Who's there, who? Hevej: I'm not sure that was part of a joke... Father: What? Hevej: Knock, knock. Father: Who's there. Hevej: Nora Father: Nora who? Hevej: Nora am I gunna stand'a here while you mess this up. *punches...

*stares* *laughs* This is amazingly funny. Brillient puns, and clever ideas. Beaker and Chef as spokesmen for example. I'd love to see this news story develop. Brillient connections with "Being Green" and "Electric Mayhem."

Father: *puts hands up* Hevej: Why was I given you as a pirate partner? Nicky, she gets Mac. Me, I get you. Father: Technically, I'm Nicky's... Hevej: Nicky has Mac. Father: Yeah, well, I have Windows XP! Hevej: I don't even understand that. Father: Product palacement...