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  1. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: Actually...this yak milk is kinda warm...
  2. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *turns around to see two Yaks in the backseat...* You know, it would be usefull if I hadn't put a child-safty lock on those windows so they couldn't open wouldn't it guys?
  3. Beauregard

    Jessica Rabbit Life-Size Figure

    *still not saying anything* *firmly denies also finding various other cartoon characters particularly sexy* *calmly leaves thread*
  4. Beauregard

    Kate, RUN!

    ...at a risk of sounding like I'm repeating myself, guys, please please put spoiler warnings on thread about TV shows with spoilers in them! Not meaning to sound like a grouch, but...yeah... Bea:zany:{And did I mention that Darth Vader is Luke's dad?}regard
  5. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: Milk! Yuck!...well, Yak...YUCK! - And when did Yacky have a sex change?...assumeing this is the real Yacky?
  6. Beauregard

    In Development: Henson's Fraggle Rock Movie

    Zombie Fraggles? "Gorg of the Dead." Hmm, catchy title. "The Day of the Fraggle." "Zombie Fraggles in the Snow." "Quick, Run Away, There is a Zombie Fraggle in Your Room!" That last one isn't so catchy as the others...
  7. Beauregard

    M'pat

    "Everybody Loves MrsPepper!" should always be followed with a realistic fake sneeze (due to the Pepper). So, like so: "Everybody Loves MrsPepper! *sneeze*"
  8. Beauregard

    The Muppet Central Dictionary

    Pulling a Layla (v.): Stateing a speculation on a story which is 100% correct, especially if posted as a Ziffle to that very chapter. Se also Ziffle, and Layla
  9. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *pulls up car outside the circus tent* I do hope that salad I left at home is safe and untouched...*winks at camera*
  10. Beauregard

    M'pat

    Haha! Awesome! I love that logo Snowhters! M'Pat to you!
  11. Beauregard

    Jessica Rabbit Life-Size Figure

    *avoids commenting in this thread for fear that it will come back to bite me in future conversations*
  12. Beauregard

    Acronyms...HELP!

    To me, that is the great thing about this site and it's amazing members. When I joined, I knew that I liked the Muppets, and I liked Beauregard but couldn't spell his name. Now I could tell you the exact wording on a poster for bacon seen for .45 of a second on Miss Piggy's fridge in the dark...
  13. Beauregard

    A Miss Piggy Question that Ive had for about 10 years

    Nope. Nerry a bit!
  14. Beauregard

    We're goin' on a job hunt (repeat x2), we're not scared!

    I am saying nothing about your dream to be a counselor at a Boy's Scout Camp. Not a word, young lady. Ok! Time for an update from me. Today I went for my first morning of "the train for waiting." Arriving, I was demonstrated how to lay up a table. "The sideplates here and here, bomp, bomp...
  15. Beauregard

    A Miss Piggy Question that Ive had for about 10 years

    Piggy...Hot Lips...need I say more?
  16. Beauregard

    Acronyms...HELP!

    Ooh! I too had not seen the entry of the Four Horsemen! Thanks for pointing it out. *strides upon horse*
  17. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker (Father): Allow me to take the wheel...I'm the only one of these jumped up alter-egos who has a grown-up daughter in Italy...
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