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Me: Hilda, did you know the Rolling Stones are going on tour again? Hilda: Oh no! Not again! *Giant boulders roll over Hilda and I*

Me: Hilda darling will you knit me a sweater? Hilda: But Ryan, it's the middle of summer. Me: Yes, but D'Snowth was knocked out cold, and all of the sudden I'm freezing!

Me: Oh Hilda dancing with you relieves me of so much stress from moving. Hilda: Why were you stressed? We've been moving ever since we started dancing! Me: No, I meant moving into my duplex! Hilda: Oh! Me: Speaking of which, my duplex is so small, all the mice have hunchbacks! Hilda...

Hilda: That man is causing an uproar! Me: Who D'Snowth? Hilda: No him! *We see Sweetums throwing lions into the air*

Hilda: Ryan, do you enjoy psycology? Me: Yeah, it's alright why? Hilda: Because The Psyco Logy is checking you out. *A crazy looking purple monster is seen behind me*

Me: If we're can't go for steaks, how about a tossed salad? Hilda: No problem! Boys! *lettuce flies in and lands on me* He he, just a little Hilda ha ha there.

Me: Hilda dear, after this would you like to go out for steak? Hilda: Why go out? *she pulls out a wooden stake*

Me: So Hilda, do you like mingling? Hilda: I don't know, I've never mingled. Me: You haven't? I mean, we're mingling right now. Hilda: Last time I let the bear write jokes.

Um...don't you mean Hilda? Hilda: I certanly hope so! *Gives me an evil look*

sigh...um, in case ya'll didn't notice, I posted commentary for the last chapters, sigh...oh well, anyway, I'm here now to bring you a preview of my next big time fan fiction, "Sometimes It's Better To Go." *We see a black screen and then hear an announcer* Announcer: It happened once, long...

Hilda: Ryan, where did you get that shirt? Me: Oh, you like it? Hilda: No, I hate it!

Yes, mop, we were determining where our last name came from. We determined that it comes from the word mop and the word pet....

Me: Oh Hilda, you dance like a professional. Hilda: Thank you Ryan, you dance like him. *Points to Animal who is dancing with Vibs* Animal: One two three dip! Me: Sheesh...

*Dancing with Hilda* Me: Oh Hilda, you have the most wonderful hem stitch. Hilda: Oh, Ryan, you are such a tease. Me: Yes, yes I am.

Ok, fine, if Beau has Mildred, I'll have my lovely Hilda the wardrobe lady.

Hola! Ahh! *ducks under bat blades* Dios mios, what did I miss?

*Lew hears a knock at the door and answers it, he sees a giant wooden box* Lew: What the... *The front of the box falls on Lew and I walk out* Hey guys, I'm back! Clifford: Cool! It's great to have you back man! UD: Welcome home my freind, very scary entrance. Eduardo: Yeah! Now...

Lovely, lovely, if we get more members, soon we'll be able to over throw the orthodontists!!! Mwaa ha ha!

I'm at 32, cool!

I must've been knocked out when I tackled Don Canoli. Don: No kidding, I couldn't get you off of me! These people here are crazy Jack! And where's my pizza?!? Ha ha, sorry, um...how about some cookies? *Pulls bag of cookies out of nowhere* Here. *Hands them to Don Canoli* Don: Fine. But...