My true love unleashed...

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Oh, Aladdin is such a hunk.
Me: *cough*
Mildred: Not compared to you of couse, I have eyes only for you, my dear.
Me: And I have eyes I's only for U. *takes a letter I and hands it to a passing U creature*

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Oh Hilda, you dance like a professional.

Hilda: Thank you Ryan, you dance like him. *Points to Animal who is dancing with Vibs*

Animal: One two three dip!

Me: Sheesh...

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Unlike some of the riff-raff here, i see you are well bred.
Me: Right. I am.
Mildred: I was talking to the bread...
Bread: *waltzes past*

 

[Vic Romano]

Scandal!

 

[Beauregard]

*faints*

Vic! That's the nicest thing anyone did for me! (ish) Wow....I mean...

Mildred: Atricious! Do you liek it?
Me: I do.
Mildred: I do.
Me: What was that?
Vicar: *waltzing past* What do you supose?

 

[Vibs]

Me: *Sniff* ...

Animal comes over: WOOOOOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: *sniff* Oh hi... *sob* No I'm just a gal. Nice to *blows nose* meet you...

Animal: ARRR U OKAY?

Me: ... yes... I... *Sobness*.... I.... *wails* NOOOOO-OOOOHOHOHOOOOO!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA he left me Animal!!! Aladdin left me for that... that... that.... that Jasmine!!! Well, actually he never left me because... he never knew me... but... b-b-but still!!

Animal: ...

U!! WANNA!! DANCE?!!

Me: ... *sob*... um... well... if you insist...

*Animal and me start dancing*

 

[theprawncracker]

Hilda: Ryan, where did you get that shirt?

Me: Oh, you like it?

Hilda: No, I hate it!

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: DoI know that couple?
Me: Animal and Vibs?
Mildred: No, Hilda and Ryan.
Me: Yes, I think we can safely say you know them.
Mildred: Oh good, I am pleased.
Me: *to camera* Huh?

 

[theprawncracker]

Mildred: DoI know that couple?
Me: Animal and Vibs?
Mildred: No, Mildred and Ryan.
Me: Yes, I think we can safely say you know them.
Mildred: Oh good, I am pleased.
Me: *to camera* Huh?

Um...don't you mean Hilda?

Hilda: I certanly hope so! *Gives me an evil look*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*sniff* I'm the loneliest guy at the ball

Miss Piggy: Ahem
Me: Forget it, pig. You're not my type