My true love unleashed...

[Beauregard]

Um...don't you mean Hilda?

Hilda: I certanly hope so! *Gives me an evil look*

Me: Edited.
Mildred: What?
Me: Ed hit it.
Mildred: He did?
Ed: *waltzes past hitting whatnot muppet*

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: So Hilda, do you like mingling?

Hilda: I don't know, I've never mingled.

Me: You haven't? I mean, we're mingling right now.

Hilda: Last time I let the bear write jokes.

 

[D'Snowth]

OMG! BEAUREGARD ACTUALLY CHANGED HIS AVATAR! .

Wow, another one. I have recently left Elizabeth Montgomery for Kathy Greenwood. How dirty can I get?

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Do you like Mozart?
Me: I prefer a mild cheese.
Mildred: *blinks*

 

[Harvey Towers]

Harvey Towers: I wish I'd got here earlier when there was a choice of partners...

Mrs Emily Bear: I'm not too happy about it either young man...

Harvey Towers: Did anyone ever tell you dance like Ginger Rodgers?

Mrs Emily Bear: No!

Harvey Towers: I'm not surprised...

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Do you prefer Chikovski?
Me: Gesundheit
Mildred: I beg your pardon?
Me: Did you sneeze?
Mildred: No, I Chi-coughed...

 

[Vibs]

Animal: HA HA HA HA HA!!

Me: wow. That's what I call a man! - He laughs before I even said the joke.

 

[Beauregard]

Me: Seriously, I'm more of a Da Vinchi.
Mildred: *eyes narrow* I knew there was something wrong with you.
Me: No, Da Vinchi.
Mildred: Darling, it's The, not Da. Da sounds far too commen. Da proper pronounciation would be The Vinchi. Tell me, what is a Vinchi?

 

[Harvey Towers]

Mrs Emily Bear: So is this a waltz or a march?

Harvey Towers: I think it's an-August...

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Hilda dear, after this would you like to go out for steak?

Hilda: Why go out? *she pulls out a wooden stake*