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Sorry I took so long to reply, but- I LOVE IT! I love the 400 meter run. It is SO typical of every single character, and it's just HILARIOUS. I mean, it's just... ok, let me put it this way. I read this right after a 26.4 mile bicycle ride, I was exhausted, I didn't really have energy to laugh...

You're forgiven, Beau. I'm surprised nobody's commented on Kermit agreeing to do the advertising. Didn't anyone have approximately the same reaction as Robin? Because I know I sure did... but anyway. The next two chapters have sort of blurred themselves together and made it somewhat difficult...

Oh, HYSTERICAL commentary, prawncracker! Love it love it love it. The Googling Woodstock, the saying the next line, all lovely. I think my favorite part was "family forum, Pepe!" (and you have no idea how many times I had to hit "backspace" to write that sentence... which means I should be...

Hm... two friends that used to be really close and are now starting to drift seperate ways... why does that sound familiar... oh, I know why. I've done it myself. There was one girl my mom used to baby sit who was my best friend from the moment I met her (when I was about two months old and she...

<HUGS!> It'll be okay, Doc. It will. And remember we are absolutely ALWAYS here to give you some extra hugs. Like this one. <HUG!!!!!!!>

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Sorry I'm a couple hours late for it to really be your birthday anymore... at least in this time zone... But anyway. Happy Birthday Dave!

In that moment, Kermit was petrified of Jim because Jim was a human. Kermit's knowledge of humans came from what Arnie the Alligator told him earlier in the movie. "Never talk to humans! Animals who talk to humans get killed! And Cooked! And eaten alive!" So his reaction was based on that...

BAck at Cole house Tabby: <yawn> <stretch> Kelly? You awake? Kelly: <yawn> <stretch> Yup. Ann: <yawn> <stretch> Me too. Kelly: That was a great show last night, wasn't it? Ann: Well of course it was, it was muppets! (sidenote: I'll be in Wisconsin Dells for almost all of today...

<shiver> Two things are sticking in my head at the moment. One, Zoot seeing that Ed was taped onto the picture. Two, Animal sniffing Bryan and Ryan. Two very different reactions, but both excellent images. Keep it coming.

Hey, it's Pepe! Nice comments, both of you. Very comedic, looking forward to seeing more.

At the Cole house... <the girls gather around the breakfast table> Tabby: Daddy, we're here! Ann: Bright and early, like you said! Kelly: What's the surprise? Ann: Kelly, if he tells us the surprise it won't be a surprise anymore! Kelly: Well he has to tell us eventually...

The Chase The truck weaved through the town, oblivious to the stange parade that followed it. The first in line was the truck of course, then came the Cadillac, the bus, the convertible, and the beetle. Way back on the end, a motorcycle tagged along. Kermit looked down at his nephew, trying...

<sigh> This pun is turning out to be more work than the story! Anyway, I'm not really supposed to be awake yet, but... guess what, I am. So let's see if I can't type out the next chapter for you, shall we?

Reconciliation? Two hours later, Robin and Ramon walked into Hens Inn. They sat across from each other at a large round table and looked over the menus. Ramon glanced up to see Robin looking anxiously at the door. "Your uncle will be here soon," he assured the young frog. "But what if...

Well, if you insist... But just have to forewarn you of a couple things. 1 The next chapter is much shorter than most chapters in my notebook. 2 The next couple of days, my family and I are taking a psuedo-vacation. Tomorrow we're "Doing Chicago like tourists," which basically means...

Happppppppppppy Birthday!

<comes into room nine and looks around> What... what is all this? Chef: Geeffts. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Frum zee durmeees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! See-a, zeere's a cerd und sume-a deeesies frum Bet und Red, sume-a fresh coot flooers frum Kethy und Preureee-a, und sume-a chuculetes frum...

Never really got into Harry Potter. Just not interested in it. A lot of my friends and family think I've gone off the deep end when I say that. But I just have to laugh at this one group of my friends. They're in Israel right now, but they're just dying to read the next book. However, one of...

I don't mean to make you feel dumb. But try reading the chapter out loud. Try saying random sentences really fast. Just try! Please! ... Pretty please with sugar on top?

Chef: Su Leesa! Puul soore-a ves foon tudey, dun't yuoo theenk? ...yeah... Chef: Vhet's vrung? ...Grandma's dog, Roxy... she died... Chef: ...Ooh. I'm surry. Bork bork bork!.. ves she-a seeck? <shakes head> just old. She was only a year younger than me. That's pretty old for a...