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Well, there you have it...I think. And Chef, do keep away from the others with that cleaver, please wait til the show's over, you too Snowth. Just kidding. Moving right along (no musical cue there please), up next we have Rowlf the Dog presenting an award for Action Figure Enthusiast! *Rowlf...

Poor Matt. Don't worry, you're still loved by SOME fans...*winks* Just kidding man, and congrats to Beth! Way to go! Now, to present the award for "The Muppet Show Enthusiast" we have The Swedish Chef! ...And do have your Mock Swedish to English Dictionaries ready... *Chef comes on wearing his...

Me: *claps for Snowth and Vibs* Weren't those Bandit and Cracker guys great? I feel connected to them somehow...But enough about me, we'll get to my awards later. Now, we have Uncle "Travelling" Matt Fraggle and Sprocket the Dog to present...Well they're presenting. *Uncle Matt in a tux, and...

Me: *claps for Vibs and Vic* Way to go Vibs and Vic! Not to be confused with Vibs and Viq of "The Moppet Family." And speaking of which, why don't we welcome to the stage Jack Bandit from "The Moppet Family" and ThePrawnCracker from "T*K*O"! *Jack and ThePrawnCracker take the stage in tuxes*...

Me: *applauds for Kathy and Bry's speech* Great job you two. Keep it up! That's what brought you here! And now, Scooter, the resident go-fer, and nephew of the guy who owns the theater is here to present the award for favorite artist and best avatar!! *Scooter walks on stage in a tux*...

*Big Bird and Bear leave the stage* Me: *clapping* It's always great to hear from the two tallest Muppets isn't it? Moving on, we have Robin and Prairie Dawn presenting the award for short people! *Robin and Prairie Dawn walk out to the podium* Prairie: Ryan, it's not for short people...

Welcome back to the show everyone! And wasn't that a great opening number? Statler: Well, it was a number. Waldorf: And it opened the show. Statler: But it sure wasn't great! Both: Do ho ho ho! ...Anyhoo, here to present the next awards we have Big Bird and Bear from Sesame Street and Bear...

Jack: What a day indeed...Ugh, Vibs AND a t-shirt that's too tight! What's next??

Announcer: Good evening ladies, gentlemen, unisex penguins, and random forms of muffins. Welcome to the third hopefully-soon-to-be-annual Muppet Central Awards! Now from the East coast to the West, the Northern hemisphere to the Southern, they’ve gathered from all around, converging in the...

Jack: Daughter?! Ech! No! Never! Eww! Disgusting!!

Me: *running through the common room area* Hey everybody!!! I need your dormies for a super tippy-top secret part of the awards!! So, if you don't mind. *runs off with all the Muppet dormies back to the awards*

Jack: Hmm, counterfitting. I'm starting to like this baby thing...

Jack: ...The t-shirt is too much for any four year old...Thing to pay for. So, what say I shove you, and this t-shirt in my backpack and we get outta here without paying? Will that keep you quiet?

Jack: *sees Vibs* AHHH! *covers chest* What are you doing here??!?

Jack: *trying on a very tight t-shirt in a clothes shop nearby* Nah...Too tight.

WHOA!!!!!!!!! NICE FIND!!! That looks awesome!! THE MAYHEM SINGING!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! Wow I cannot wait!! *orders NOW*

Me: *trying on tuxedo* Hey Uncle D., how do I look? Uncle Deadly: Hmm, I do like your monkey suit. Me: Ha ha, very funny Deadly. Gonzo: Hey Ryan, there won't be any chicken served at the after party will there? Me: No Gonzo, of course not. Gonzo: Thank goodness... Camilla: Baw, bagawk! Me: Well...

I got it! Thanks a lot! :excited: And I'm still looking for Monster In the Mirror and Fuzzy and Blue. If anyone has them, my e-mail adress is ryguy102390@hotmail.com. Thanks!

Me: *walks into dorm room* Hey guys I'm home! Uncle Deadly: Ryan? What on earth are you doing home? Me: Half day of school Uncle D., and it couldn't've happened on a better day, I've still got some finishing touches on the award show. Uncle D.: Mmm, I see. So, no homework then? Me: I never said...

VIC! You let someone into the auditorium and cafeteria?? Oh no! They took EVERYTHING...Wait, the Custodian Surprise is still here. Dang...