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Hello everyone! It's time for the second half of the award show which focusses soley on fan-fiction! So, if those of you non-fan-fic readers or writers would like to head off to bed, feel free to do so and check the winners of the very special awards (that will be revealed after the fan-fiction...

Hello hello hello! Again, congrats to all! And Vic my friend, you're the very best! And congratulations to Kendra! Our resident Elmo enthusiast! And now, getting to the rest of the show, here's Lew Zealand to deliver the "Best Muffiner" award! Statler: He's also here to deliver us a big taste...

Hey Vic, if we are on VH1, I think the programming was just interupted by that newsflash. And thank you Vic for the standing and clapping (even if you were the only one...). And now, I'm required to inform you that Elmo will now be presenting the award for "Most Underrated Member" with Grover...

*The Muppet Newsman runs in* Newsman: This is a Muppet Newsflash! There has been an award given away in the Muppet Central Awards that take the copyrighted name of this reporter! GelfingWaldo has been given the award for Greatest Current Event Reporter! Also during this award show, it's been...

Could someone please bind and gag Snowth and Nick while I give Beth the award for Best T*K*O Cameo appearance. For her role as "Judge redBoobergurl." *Meanwhile, Sweetums ties up Snowth and Nick in a corner* Good, now that that's taken care of, here's one of the hippest cats I know, Clifford...

Another for Beau? Good grief he's spreading like wild fire! No, please don't get the fire extenguisher...We only get our money back on this place if no damage is taken. Ya hear? No explosions, okay? Crazy Harry: *pops up behind me in a tux* Did somebody say explosions?! *presses down on...

Hooray Kathy! Congratulations on winning another one! You deserve them both you know! ...And don't call Pepe, trust me, from prawn about prawn, it's trouble. Now it's about time for Link Hogthrob to show us...Well, he's got something. And hopefully it's not his chest. *Link struts on stage in...

Yes, yes, way to go Renee. I promise we SWAEHB'ers aren't holding a grudge. *wink* Now, keeping with the swing of things, we've got the next award to hand out, and a prawn to present it! No, not me, Pepe the King Prawn! *Pepe "cha-chas" up to the podium* Pepe: Hola, hola. Si, si, I know, jou...

Hey Snowth and Kimp, speaking of TA, he won the award for Most Missed Member. ThatAnnouncer if you ever see this, WE MISS YOU!! And now, please welcome Rizzo and Junior Gorg! *Rizzo and Junior walk out onto the stage* Rizzo: Sheesh! You're one big fella! Junior: It comes with the tewitowy...

Layla, could you keep it down back there with your curfuffle of children? And could you use smaller words for those of us from Sesame Street? Thanks. And now, it's time for one of my roommates from the Muppet College Dorms to present an award that represents himself. *Gonzo falls from the...

Well Beth, it's about time you got OUT of the ladie's room...Sheesh we've been waiting for hours! And all the other women have been holding it in! Just kidding, we do have more than one bathroom. We got an upgrade after the Muffin Famine of '02. And Ziffel! A Ziffel was pulled when you accepted...

Yes, yes, indeed a moment of silent was needed for that. And maybe Statler and Waldorf soon enough...And possibly Rowlf if Piggy ever figures out that that was a fat joke he made...Anyhoo Snowth, congrats on the other award. And now, ladies and gentleman, welcome to the stage Bean Bunny, who we...

No problem Bry! I'm a very patient person...I am in charge of the awards after all...;) And I have one more request: "There's No Business Like Show Business" either the one sung by Ethel Merman on TMS or the one Kermit sang in season 4 of TMS.

Yes...Do sit down Vic, we have to continue. You think that just because you made all of the awards your so special? *wink* You know I'm joking Vic! Statler: We're not! Waldorf: We want him AND you to sit down! Both: Do ho ho ho! Ugh, will you guys pipe down? I'm trying to introduce the next...

Now forgetting about the slight interruptions we've had...I hope that everyone enjoyed the refreshments. So now, as an intro to the next half of the ceremony, welcome Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem presenting the award for Best MP3 Trader! *The Mayhem crowd around the podium, each in a...

*defiantly accepts award* Well, I couldn't make Beau a liar could I? Anyway, thank you all so much for voting for me on these awards. I'm so honored that you appreciate my special brand of humor. And I was SO shocked when tallying the votes to find out that I actually won funniest member AND...

Kimp, please don't leave...We apreciate your humor my friend! But the show must go on... Attention everyone, put on your hard hats, or whatever form of head coverage you have, because here to present the next award we have Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker. *Bunsen and Beaker walk on stage in...

Statler: Kimp the Shrimp? Wasn't he the one who campaigned all over the forum? Waldorf: He was, but at least he wasn't campaigning all over us! I already have TWO plastic hips! Both: Do ho ho ho!

Very nice presentation Rowlf. Now, onto the award that was inspired by a spunky red head Fraggle. So it's obvious that we'd have her present the award is it not? ...It's not? You say she DIDN'T inspire the award? *shrug* Oh well, here's Red Fraggle! *Red walks on stage in her trademark red...

Statler: Wait to go? Waldorf: He's not even here yet! Both: Do ho ho ho!