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GO GET 'EM, PIG!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!! Go! Go kick his butt all the way to Bombay, India! Maybe he'll make it big in the movies! HA! Nobody, I mean NOBODY slaps Kermit in the face and gets away with it! Tell ya what, Miss Piggy, You hold him and I'll hurt him, sound good? Better yet, we'll take...
Lisa: <blinks at prawncracker> A pony?
Rowlf: Oh, Lisa, there you are. Where've you been?
Lisa: My mom called. <pulls cell phone out of pocket> Darn this thing. It's not a cell phone. It's an electronic leash! What'd I miss?
Rowlf: A lot.
Lisa: You're so specific.
Well then, it looks like I have more proof that I'm weird. Not that I need proof of that, I've known it for a long time. It's just kind of nice to have sometimes.
...I don't know, what do you get?
I typically don't initiate the sending, but I do reply quite often. Or at least I try to. I'm not always very good about replying to things like PMs, emails, phone calls... especially phone calls...
Oh, THAT guy? Pardon me, I don't know names of game show people. Heck, I don't know names of celebrities. I don't know FACES of celebrities. Ok, so I don't know celebrities!
...am I the only one?
Well, let's see... Until very recently, I hadn't ever seen TMS (TMS = The Muppet Show), so I know that feeling.
I think That Announcer has definately written some great TKO episodes.
And let me enlighten you about 7-11 and Piggly Wiggly. 7-11 is a convenience store, Piggly Wiggly is a grocery...
Rowlf: A holster for his water gun?
Lisa: That's what he said.
Rowlf: ...okay...
Chef: Sume-a peuple-a ere-a... leeke-a thet. Um de hur de hur de hur.
Lisa: Like any of us can talk.
Rowlf: Those are some nice looking robes!
Chef: Yeeh, zeey ere-a! I vunder vhet meene-a veell luuk leeke-a.
Rowlf: Chef, we told Ed what we wanted them to look like.
Chef: I knoo, boot I furgut vhet I tuld heem.
Rowlf: How could you forget what you told him? ...Wait a minute, I...
Sad, yes, but I'm trying to keep it light-hearted! ...ok, so there's not much light-hearted-ness in that chapter, but... ...well ok, so there's a few chapters that don't have much light-hearted-ness, but... uh, well look at it this way: Have any of my stories ever had a completely un-happy...
Chapter five
The evening wore on. The sun set, the moon rose, and the stars began to shine.
“It’s getting late, Robin,” Kermit said. “You should go to bed.”
Robin looked up with pleading eyes. “Do I have to, Uncle Kermit?” he asked.
“Yes, Robin, you have school tomorrow,” Kermit said...
Well, if you want a tongue twister, here's a nice long one, written as I would say it. (It actually comes out somewhat song-like when you get a big group doing it...)
Tooooooo sitinsolomnsilence onadull dark dock inapestilentialprisionwitha life long lock, awaitingthesensationofa short sharp...
Lisa: <runs inside> <runs through common room> Hi guys! Party today! Yay! Happy! See you then! <runs into room 24> <collapses on couch>
Rowlf: Where've you been?
Lisa: Services! Oh my gosh, Rowlf, this week is such a big week you have no idea!
Rowlf: So tell me.
Lisa: You know how I...
I think Miss Piggy's assistant mostly handles her wardrobe. She does, after all, have a very extensive wardrobe. I don't think her assistant would handle her hair, because if you look, I believe she also has a hairstylist mentioned in the credits. Or, maybe not hairstylist, but I recall seeing...
Together Again!!!!!!!!!! Oh yay! So beautiful, so funny imagining some of those conversations, oh, so wonderful!!!!
But... not quite everyone.
...<sigh>. Where are they?
Well... by "it," do you mean the actual plot, or the light happy comedy it seems to basically consist of thus far? I mean, I try to keep both of them throughout the whole story, but there are certain chapters where one or the other must be sort of left out. And the next chapter just so happens...
Oh....... my heart just completely shattered during Rowlf's song... <sigh>.
Come on, why doesn't Beau believe you?!? ...oh... wait a sec... how bout because it's MC, and he's probably taking it in the same way that, um, you know, they went on a raid and stole all the muppets and kidnapped...
Chapter four
The Electric Mayhem Bus pulled up in front of the Muppet Boarding house that evening, full of noisy Muppets, most of who were laughing. The doors opened and the Muppets started barreling out, hurrying into the house. Kermit and Maggie were among the last to get off the bus. Miss...
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