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OOC: Again for Beau. Parker/Father: I guess there's never a good time to admit to having a child with an old girlfriend from Italy?

That's right I found you, from the map I got from that crazy guy Beau married dressed like a cow at his wedding who I danced with and apparently thought I wed...What?

Really? I thought we called ourselves the SWAEHB-enites...Works either way I suppose...

OOC: For Beau again. Parker: *slams against the ground, and kicks, foot impacting wrist and sending the knife flying* Look... *leaps, twisting, into the air and catches the blade of the knife between palms* This isn't about us. *spins knife so that it cuts through Vanessa's bonds* It's about *...

IT WASN'T ME!! *rides jackhammer into a lake* ...Oops...

OOC: From our fearless leader Beau whose internet just booted him off of MC. Narration: Within Father, the kicking against his side along with the image of the beautifull italian reawakened a memory from...way back when he had been a secret agent, trained by his Mother, and planted to uncover...

WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! *rides off on jackhammer*

I'M SORRY WHAT?! I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE ROAR OF MY JACKHAMMER! ...NO I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVE A JACKHAMMER! I DID NOT STEAL IT!!

Jack: ...I don't know why, but I think I'm going to have a lot of new material to use to make fun of Bo...

And I took it.

Sorry Chirsty, I would, but Beau burned all the towels...And now he's off to get his camera, Steve, he said to stay put.

And I like taking overpriced things. *walks out with surround sound system*

Please keep the dancing tutu's out of the family forum...Thank you.

*scrunches up face* See if I ever write that MopFam story for you now...

Well the Santa suit got lost in the mail...Apparently the postman tried it on thinking that it was a sign from the big man himself saying that he was meant to be Santa. ...But the tutu came in.

*ahem* Three and a half. *waves at other half*

Jack: I'm hungry. Mrs. Jones: I'm tired. Don Cannoli: I'm wondering what the point of this scene is.

(Happy 900th post Sgt Floyd! :excited:) Pepe Muppets Tonight!

Doesn't look distorted to me. Looks awesome!:excited:

Oh, hello madame police man. It's spelled just like every other Beauregard, B-E-A-U-R-E-G-A-R-D. Got that? Okay good, where's my reward money? There's this nice little frog replica I've been wanting and...