HAPPY BIRTHDAY, D'Snowth!

Beauregard

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Dan I think...I just think....we may have agreed not to mention that detail? Because now I am going to be foreced to explain in some detail myself...

There was once an MSN conversation between Vibs, Tabi, Dan, Prawnie and I, in which I was distracted by a TV show and didn't notice that Prawnie was playing the minister (as opposed to Gonzo) and matched me up with the Danbo. Naturally when asked to say "I do," I did...and thus was born a match made...if not in heaven...on MSN.

So, Dan is my husband...or I am his...I'm not sure how it works? In cyberspace...and Vibs is his Mother, and I am Vibs' brother so I am Dan's uncle as well as hubby and...Dan, why did we even try and explain this here?

Anyway, at the reception, Dan was dressed as a cow and danced with Ryan...but I didn't realise this until recently when a fit of jealousy made me decapitate Ryan, though Nurse Tabi quickly got him back to good health.

For the record...it's good to get that off my chest.
 

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Happy (belated :embarrassed: ) un-birthday to you Snowthy

(*Sings the happy un-birthday song from Alice and Wonderland*) :sing:

Oh, have a good one pally!
 

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Beauregard said:
Dan I think...I just think....we may have agreed not to mention that detail? Because now I am going to be foreced to explain in some detail myself...

There was once an MSN conversation between Vibs, Tabi, Dan, Prawnie and I, in which I was distracted by a TV show and didn't notice that Prawnie was playing the minister (as opposed to Gonzo) and matched me up with the Danbo. Naturally when asked to say "I do," I did...and thus was born a match made...if not in heaven...on MSN.

So, Dan is my husband...or I am his...I'm not sure how it works? In cyberspace...and Vibs is his Mother, and I am Vibs' brother so I am Dan's uncle as well as hubby and...Dan, why did we even try and explain this here?

Anyway, at the reception, Dan was dressed as a cow and danced with Ryan...but I didn't realise this until recently when a fit of jealousy made me decapitate Ryan, though Nurse Tabi quickly got him back to good health.

For the record...it's good to get that off my chest.
I hereby vouch for everything said there, as I was in the conversation and did in fact wed the two...Erm...Well I weded Beau and Dan if that means anything to you. Thanks to my minister certificate granted to me by the great site of MC. Gotta love a forum of weirdoes.:wink:

And yes, I DID dance with Dan dressed as a cow and I thought that what we had was special and we were gonna be together forever but then Beau, the janitor I married to this cow, butts in and takes Dan back claiming "they were married." So basically I did my own undoing.

...Or something like that. :stick_out_tongue:

(Yes I am fully aware that I could be arrested for impersonating a minister and dancing with a cow. Please don't report me. Beau is fine, just not me.)
 

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(Actually, report him, but not me, what have I done? Aside from cheating on my sister by having lunch with another potential cyber-sister...erm...oh, just ignore this post actually...)
 

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(Right, see, ignore his post and take mine into consideration. ...Report him.)
 

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(No, no, no, report him, but leave me be...Why? Because I'm holding my cheque book and willing to bribe.)
 

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(Ah, but you see I'm holding my check book as well and am willing to pay your trip to any vacation destination you choose! Now, on that report form it's spelled B-E-A...)
 

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*comes in wearing a cop's uniform*

Now how do you spell that name again sir?

*writes furiously on a piece of paper*
 

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Oh, hello madame police man. It's spelled just like every other Beauregard, B-E-A-U-R-E-G-A-R-D. Got that? Okay good, where's my reward money? There's this nice little frog replica I've been wanting and...
 

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Oh! Hello policewoman, don't I know you? I feel as if we met somewhere or are related in some way...curious...

EDIT: This is post 13456!
 
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