The RHLC!

[theprawncracker]

Oh drat, I knew there was something I forgot to have the babysitter do! Now what's this I hear about a lawsuit and Steve in a tutu? I thought we had a Santa outfit ordered for the statue out front.

Well the Santa suit got lost in the mail...Apparently the postman tried it on thinking that it was a sign from the big man himself saying that he was meant to be Santa. ...But the tutu came in.

 

[Beauregard]

Janitor Beau: *lifts mop with tutu attached* What?

 

[theprawncracker]

Please keep the dancing tutu's out of the family forum...Thank you.

 

[christyb]

Yes please and someone get a towel over Steve since the mop is now wearing his clothing.

 

[theprawncracker]

Sorry Chirsty, I would, but Beau burned all the towels...And now he's off to get his camera, Steve, he said to stay put.

 

[christyb]

Just let's not tell the tabloids where they got the picture okay?

 

[Beauregard]

Are we sick or something? Is this a disease? Muppaphobia?

 

[christyb]

Sick, twisted, insane, and crazy...speaking of crazy. I was crazy once they put me in a room with pillows on the walls. I died there. They put me in the ground. Worms are in the ground. Worms make you crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once....


*Sorry I've been looking for an excuse to say that.

 

[CensoredAlso]

::whispers:: Uh...who are these people???? (Hehe, just kidding)

 

[christyb]

Your worst nightmare! SWAEHBers or ies whatever.