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Chapter Thirteen Having tossed her script onto the chair, Miss Piggy started the skit from the top, imitating the blocking as well as she could. This eventually put her dangerously close to the door, which, of course, was suddenly slammed open. “Miss Pigg-“ “OW!” “Oh! I’m sor-“...

Gah, Beau, I only have time for one peculiar sound! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! MORE PLEASE! Oh this so rocks...

Chapter Twelve Her cues. She needed to work on her cues. That’s what he had said. Miss Piggy paced her dressing room, her eyes following the words of a script without reading them. She needed to work on her cues. She needed to come on stage at the right time. She needed to show up...

<Blink> Are you KIDDING? The reason I don't exist on Wednesdays is that I get home from school, stare at homework for an hour before going to the synagogue, where I teach prayer for two hours, get a half hour break to eat dinner, and then I'm a student for another two hours. Then I stay at the...

Patience, please, just a little? I've gotta get a good dent in my homework, and then we'll see...

Tabby: I think I've got an idea. Ann: As long as it's not as dirty as the digging... Tabby: No, it's cleaner. Ann: Good. Tabby: It's just more dangerous. Ann: Bad. <all three girls huddle for a moment> Tabby: <approaches one of the U-men> Hey! Wanna play tag? <tags him>...

...Prawnie? If I had energy, I would glomp you. I don't have energy. MORE PLEASE!

(OOC: posting for Beau...) Parker/Father: Oh...well...it's been a long time...things change...not, my, feelings for you though. Becuase I loved you long before I had a child with a dancer in Italy...and I always will and that didn't really come out very well did it?

(Meanwhile, down in that cell somewhere beneath all this action, Ann and Kelly have stacked themselves in human form, with Tabby on top in kitten form, using her claws to pick away at the cell ceiling) Ann: Are you SURE this is gonna work? Tabby: No, not really. Ann: Then WHY are we...

Oh, that's right, and then Leyla's the third half, and... <loses count>

Ooh ooh ooh, I see a hug fest! Lemme in on this! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<HUGS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for you, Kathy!!!!!!! ...I don't really have any good advice or anything, but I've got plenty of hugs! Here, have some more! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<HUGS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Is coming, is coming! Got three brains only! (One's long gone, one's a sarcastic little voice, and the other is all clogged up with icky gooey stuff that shouldn't be described.) <Checks various amounts of homework> Meh... we'll see.

Hokay, so de Pepe lines with de waitress are very funny, hokay? Und zee Svedeesh Cheff respect runt is a refference-a thet I recugneeze-a! The food fight is AWESOME, and I just adore Gonzo and Camilla's dining spot... (That reminds me, the dishwasher wants to know when you're coming for...

Chapter Eleven “Verna føøskee de vløøpda für nuüfin, wøøpen de skidøødle.” They were nine unintelligible words that invariably meant that it was mealtime at the Muppet Boarding House. It also happened to be a Monday morning, which invariably meant that among the items on the list of...

<Raises hand> Can I just second all of the above whilst shaking my fist at this dreadful sinus headache I've had since trying to go to sleep last- ...erm, this morning? ...Oh, I can?... Oh good. <Does so.> MORE- Oh, gosh, it hurts to shout- More please! <grumbles something about a bed and a...

Ah, thank you, Ed. I wasn't sure, and I looked it up in my copy of the Odyssey... I knew that book had too many bad memories to be trusted... I'll fix that.

Methinks I ziffled you, Ed. Otherwise the chapter getting posted would not make you dubious at all!