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HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEAU! Ain't it funny how a day passes, and suddenly you're a whole year older? Fascinating. Hope it's a grand one, and remind me that I owe you some major torment tomorrow...

Hugs back at ya, Prawnie! AWESOME chapter, awesome awesome! Love the karate form stuff, and Polly getting Robin's name wrong, and the phone call, and- okay, so everything having anything to do with Robin, (Gee what a surprise...) And Clueless Morgan and Angel Marie were GREAT! Spot-on, love it...

(Nope, it's my line. I know it's been a while... but that was definitely an all-Chicago-suburb-female-cookie-cutter-conversation.)

(Yes, well, she isn't. But if she was, I would answer, "INDEED!")

(About as many times as I have to remind you that "oy" is MY WORD!)

(Of COURSE Vim is coming! Hello, isn't it in the name? Voice-In-Mind? ...I know I've got three minds, but they've all gotta come with me, y'know!)

(<blink> Did you hear something? ...Who am I talking to? ...Probably Vim.)

(...I wish I had action figures...)

(...I wonder if my dog is really a dog... she's more of a... mop-covered-rat-thing...)

(...I wonder if I ever cleaned that pan today... ...Meh... It's weekend.)

(Hm... Was I supposed to feed the dog before I left?... ...I think Mom did that.)

(...Maybe I shoulda brought the Teddy Bin... ...Well... <shrug> Maybe we'll stick to ushy gushy.)

(<looks around> Did I wanna take that exit? ...Hm... Oh well. Maybe I should start the conversation by quoting Book... Oh what am I thinking? Like the conversation needs starting? I'll just go straight into torment lines...)

(Ah, who should I introduce myself as when I see Prawnie? The Sofa? Mrs. Whitmire? Queen of Fanfiction? Heartwrencher Extraordinaire? Toga? Lisa? That crazy girl who's half him? ...Decisions, decisions...)

(<skips through CDs> Is it just me, or does Mom have a lot of drinking songs?... <sigh> Ah, here we go. <sings> I remember when rock was young... me and Suzie had so much fun... holding hands and skimming stones... Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own...... Heh, I wish.)

(<sings> 'Cause I've got friends in looooow places... <stops singing> Why am I listening to Mom's CDs? ...<flips through radio stations> Commercial, commercial, commercial, commercial, commercial, bad music, commercial, static... <goes back to Mom's CDs> <sings> Where the whiskey drowns and the...

(<driving down the road> Let's see, Carbondale is south, so... Meh, I'll just follow the signs to Chicago and go from there...)

(Hey, no fair! You've got a car! ...Wait a second, Mom and Dad got a ride tonight... That means I've got a car, too! All right, you're on!)

(Very true, very true. But that's presuming I see you first.)

Headslap! (Nah... the first thing we say will probably be something like, "PRAWNIE!!!!!!" ...That or like, "Hey Chest of Drawers, nice to meet ya! I'm the Sofa.")