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Sorry I'm a bit behind on things around here, but... Little stories, based on Miss Piggy's 1980 calendar? I've seen some of those pictures... and I am intriiiiiiigued...

With all due respect, Ed, Kermit himself refers to his father as simply "Dad the Frog" in his book, "Before You Leap," so it would be perfectly logical for Miss Piggy to address him the same way. The names James and Jane for Kermit's parents are nothing more than a fanfictional creation that...

...<ruuuuuuuuuuuns in> <GLOMP!> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ! ! <BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY> LOOOOOOOOOVE the realization of the miscommunication and the whole thing was SUCH a sweet chapter and it all ended so warm and fuzzy and WHEEE! Sorry I didn't see the chapter sooner, Ru. It's a BEAUTY...

<GLOMP!> One: Nudity. Two: Mit. Three: Tuckus. TUCKUS! Oy I love you. Four: For Sale. Five: HI-YA! Six: I have to go play Maid of Honor because we're running out the door to see the florist. TA! MORE PLEASE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Did you know that Beau the Muppet and Beau the MC member both have blue eyes? Just a random fascinating little tidbit. And they both have eyes that can blink. At least... I would presume so. I've never seen Beau the MC member, but since he is in fact a living breathing human being, I'm...

Oh... oh, yes. This story. The good news is that I haven't forgotten about it, and that my computer is working again. I'll have to work at it to get back into the feel and situation of this story, but I think I might be able to soon. I'm not making any promises, of course, but... I'll try.

Lisa: ...Roooowlf... Rowlf: ...Are you still in the piano? Lisa: Uhhh-huh. Rowlf: ...Stuck again? Lisa: Uhhh-huh. Rowlf: Still afraid of the vampires? Lisa: ...<whimper> Rowlf: You can't live in a piano, y'know. Lisa: I know... Rowlf: And all this running from your fear can't be too...

Lisa: ...Hey Rowlf? Rowlf: ...Mm? Lisa: ...Think Ed's asleep? Rowlf: ...Why? Lisa: ...'Cause ever since I was s'posed to read that Mina Whatsit book I am soooo scared of vampires and I wanna get back the piano where I'm safe. <Shivers> Rowlf: ...Count's a vampi- Lisa: He's CREEPY! He-...

Lisa: ...Roooooowlf? Rowlf: Mm? Lisa: ...I think my foot's stuck in the strings... Rowlf: Don't worry 'bout it. I love an outta tune piano. Lisa: ...But... I'm stuck. Rowlf: That's okay. Lisa: ...<blink> Robin: Are we gonna sleep in the piano? Chef: <snores> Lisa: ...We shall always...

Lisa: <is carted back to own room next door> <blinks> ...<crawls into piano with Chef and Rowlf> <blink> Robin, when did you get here? Robin: I crawled back through the hole when the Muppaphones got there. Lisa: ...Wise of you. ...And lucky. Rowlf: Are there still vampires out there? Lisa...

Lisa: Hello, Muppaphone. ...Incidentally, does anyone under here qualify as a monster? Because it seems to me that after tonight, kids should be worried about a much different sort of creature under the bed. Like crazed Muppet fans.

Lisa: Can someone hit Marvin for me? I have no clue where he is, but I hear him telling me to shut up, and last I checked I'm no Muppaphone.

Lisa: A nice bed? I've been told I make a nice pillow before, but not a nice bed. I must've graduated. Incidentally, I can't breathe. Robin: I can! ...But I might not be able to much longer. Lisa: Robin, I'm not even sure where you ARE anymore. Can't see you at all. But just pretend you're...

Robin: Sometimes it's good to be small. Lisa: <sigh> I shoulda stayed in the piano.

Lisa: ...<slowly buries forehead in hand> Prawnie... If I could reach you through all these people, I'd give you a nice reassuring pat on the shoulder. There's a few people in the way, but... I thought I'd just let you know. Robin: It's not THAT crowded.

Lisa: And you think I started this? You're the one who got under the bed! I was in a piano, thank you very much.

Robin: <scurries in and hides behind Lisa> Vampire? WHERE? I'm scared... Lisa: <is hiding face in hands> <whispers> False alarm... Very squeaky false alarm... <blink> <double-take> Claudia? How... <blink> <looks at Prawnie> <whispers> Is your door locked?

Lisa: Only if they were coming from my room, and there's only my dormies in my room, with the door locked and secured enough to keep the Swedish Chef in. There's nothing to worry about. Robin: <crawls through hole> Lisa? Lisa: <SHRIEKS!>

Lisa: ...I came through the wall. ...Oh, I guess that doesn't clarify, does it?

Lisa: <crawls through wall into Prawnie's room and under bed> Mind if I join you? We ran out of room in the piano.