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...<Inspects pickle> ...At least it's not a tomato. Now if only I was a pickle fan...

<Shifty eyes> Pssst. Hey, you! Shhhh! Riiiiight. I got a nice tip for ya, right here. It'll cost ya just a nickel. It's a really good one, too! Here, I'll show ya. <Pulls out crinkled piece of paper> It says here, d'at you can find out why Kermit don't want Piggy to know about da...

Chapter Five Back home, the Muppets found that the media were in a frenzy about Miss Piggy's disappearance. They made several comments about not giving up hope, and other than that, all they could really do was sit back and wait. They waited while Kermit, Scooter, Fozzie, Rowlf, and...

<GLOMPS THE FOOT!> Welcome to the age of 19! I will see you this weekend! And I REALLY need to get better at kidnapping you this summer. Anyway. <GLOMPAGE!> HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Update! Again. I went into work this morning, grabbed both calendars and the weekly schedule, and went to the manager. "Sunday, June twenty-ninth... This says 'Lisa off,' this says 'Lisa off,' and this says 'Lisa working noon to seven-thirty.' One of these things is not like the others..."...

Sorry to triple-post, but I feel the need to apologize for the fact that this one's so short. Trust me, there will be others that will be long enough to compensate! And besides, it means I don't feel guilty about posting when I should be in the car already. Speaking of which-- off I go! Ta!

Chapter Four Swinging from tree to tree was an activity well suited to monkeys. For pigs, it was a more precarious business, and it involved much less swinging. It was more... stepping from branch to branch, clinging to them for dear life, and slowly edging along each branch in hopes of...

I wasn't going to post today, or at the very least, not right now. Right now, I shouldn't even be here. I should be getting in the car and running some errands like I said I would. But I just brainstormed a scene for chapter twenty-something with some really fun diction so now I'm all excited...

<HUGS!> Thanks, everybody. And <EXTRA HUGS FOR SQUEAKUMS!> Okay, update: I don't think I mentioned that my car window has been fixed. Daddy fixed it yesterday. He's awesome. Daddy also took the washing machine out today, and we're having a new one delivered Wednesday. So... I'll have to...

Chapter Three Kermit hugged his knees to his chest and stared out into the thick jungle. Miss Piggy had now spent two full nights in there, and a full day, and half of one day before that, and now, the morning was quickly flying by, and… How had they lost her, anyway? ...Well...

So... I was not at all planning to post today... But I WAS planning on working out now... and... Dad's working out now... And last I checked, two people can't use one treadmill at the same time. (Especially since he goes WAY faster than I do, and sets it at an incline, SHEESH!) So, while I'm...

Pardon me while I kvetch. I apologize in advance for any typos, misspellings, etc. It's been a long day. Yesterday was a long day, too. But if I honestly have any hope of getting a good night's sleep-- I mean falling asleep quickly, and NOT waking up at five, or six, or seven, or eight-- then I...

<Hugs!> I completely understand, Beth! Busy lives don't leave much room for story time, unfortunately, but it was nice to see you update today. <More HUGS!> And speaking of busy... My sister's wedding is a week from tomorrow, so if I'm not around much... that will be among the reasons why. :p...

Chapter Two The Muppets back at the base at the edge of the jungle did not very much feel like sleeping. They huddled around, watching as Kermit paced... and paced... and paced... "...I can't believe they stopped the search!" he finally said bitterly. "Just because it's NIGHTTIME...

And here I always thought the tomato was smartest. Or is that a fruit? I can never keep track. Yes, keep your friends in your timezone! And/or, be the friend in the timezone behind the other timezone. Like me. I'm two hours behind Leyla, so I can make her stay up to unreasonable hours and still...

She's cute at this time of night, isn't she, folks? You should see her in a couple of hours. Or just start saying funny words, like spoon. SPOON! (See, I get crazy too. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me up in a circular room and told me to sit in the corner. That bugs me. Bugs? I HATE...

I full-heartedly second the sleep-deprived Canadian.

Yes, well, it all evens out in the end... I seem to recall dubbing one of your characters "Jerkskate," for example... and you dubbed one of mine "the state lady"... Ahh, we're fun.

Be honest, m'dear Protege... You're not even THAT picky. :p

Chapter One Miss Piggy very slowly turned around a full 360 degrees, watching as the little red arrow very stubbornly continued to point exactly halfway between the N and the E. Oh, how very helpful. She sighed and shoved the compass back into the pack. Why, exactly, did the one person...