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<GLOMP!> AHHHHH! The-- The GUY! Who isn't Fleet! But wants bad stuff! AHHH! And and and FLEET! GAAAAH! BUT! THIS PLACE IS FUN AGAIN! YAAAAAAAAY! And Brenda! Happy! BUT GAAAAAH! <Ahem> That was an entirely logical and intelligible post I just typed, right? MORE PLEASE! ! ! ! ! ...

Not only have there been entire threads... I've even seen some members competing rather visciously over certain Muppets... specifically Janice... <Ahem> You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if your roommate's friends all know you as "Muppet girl" (or guy, as the case may be).

Lisa: <Blink> <Thinks> ...<Looks at Robin, who is still sleeping> I think I understand how your uncle's eyes got that way. Robin: <Mumbles something about pies> Lisa: ...Eyes, pies... Not bad, kid. Not bad. I think I'll just stare straight up and stargaze for a while. That alright with...

Rowlf: <Nods> Me too. <Pats Prawnie's cheek> Now, remember not to move too much when you wake up, just in case the duct tape quacks. Lisa: ...<Blink.> ...How is he supposed to hear you if he's unconscious? Rowlf: Well, YOU heard it, didn't you? Lisa: Yes, but-- Rowlf: And he IS half you...

Rowlf: Cute. Cute reference to the first season of the show you weren't around for, Clifford. Lisa: ...Ouch. Robin: <sleeping> <mumbles something about fireflies>

Lisa: <blinks at Clifford> Is THAT what you are? Rowlf: <Starts bandaging Prawnie's head... with duct tape>

Lisa: <blink> Prawnie? <looks at hand> <looks at frying pan> <looks at Prawnie> <looks at Clifford> <growls> That pan was aimed at YOU! <Sigh> Got any band-aids, Dr. Bob? Rowlf: Why would we need a band-aid? He's not in the band! Lisa: Oy gevolt... Bandages? Gauze? Medical tape? Super glue...

Lisa: <to Clifford> And THAT was a royally bad pun. <Whacks him over the head with a frying pan> <Ahem> ...<Shrug> As long as you can keep the Muppaphones away from him-- <points at Chef> and, by proxy, outta this-- <lifts frying pan,> then... <shrug> Yeah, sure. Chef: <snatches pan and shakes...

Lisa: <calls back to Prawnie> Link? ...To what website? Rowlf: I don't think that's what he meant. Lisa: <shrug> Chef: <Dramatically, to Robin> Bur ge hunnda, mur, flur de booshkedoodle. Um de borga, mur, hum de FLOODLE! Robin: Ohh... What happened NEXT? <Thinks: I wonder what this story is...

WOW. Yes, Miss Piggy is darn near impossible to draw... I have never attempted it, but I know many who have-- or maybe I just know a few and they complain really loudly, I dunno-- which is why I am so impressed with your rendition of her. True, the details aren't exact, but I LOVE that eye...

<Lisa, Chef, Rowlf, and Robin are all on the roof, pulling a rope-- with some difficulty-- that's attached to a pulley and, presumably, to some other heavy object that is not on the roof> Lisa: <Yawns> WHY are we... DOING this when I'm... SLEEP deprived? Rowlf: You're ALWAYS sleep deprived...

Lisa: <climbs up on the roof> Thanks for saving our spot, Prawnie! Boy, it'll be great to get out in the fresh air again. <Inhales... exhales> ...Well! Back to locking myself into my little bombshelter of a room. See ya soon! <climbs back down>

Chapter Eighteen No, It's Not a Scam: She Really Is Back! By Benny Krieg It's the news story that refuses to die. It started out pretty small, sweet and innocent, with no hint of its sinister intentions to haunt the public for the rest of eternity. That was a year and a half ago, when...

THEY GOT MARRIEEEEEEEEEEED! WHAT BETTER WAY COULD ANYTHING END? HAND IN HAND WITH A FRIEND! LOVE THE PENGUIN THROWING! CUE CARDS! HE WANTS IT MORE THAN ANYTHING! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY! <dancy bouncy dancy bouncy> MORE PLEASE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ...

Prawnie asked me something similar to that. Although he put it more along the lines of, "Why haven't they taken her to a hospital yet?" And my answer is... "Because they're Muppets." <Shrug> Best answer I've got, so I guess I'll stick with it. :p

Chapter Seventeen When a week had passed since the press release, considerably fewer members of the press could be found on the front lawn of the Muppet Boarding House, due to a combination of the weather forecast and the passage of time. Those who paid strict enough attention knew that...

THAT IS SO FREAKING AWESOME! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Oh I am so happy. That picture is just-- just-- WOW. Totally made my evening. Thank you for sharing it with us!

<Ahem> IT'S TIME TO GET THINGS STARTED! NOTCHES! STAR! SHOOTING! DUDE! HEART! OLD! DISRUPTION IN THE FORCE! MOVIE! PUPPETEER! I SO TOTALLY GLOMP YOU! BECK AND CALL! HONEYMOON! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE! MORE PLEASE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

<GLOMP!> <GLOMP OF UTTER GLOMPNESS!> <Ahem> Let's see here. I LOVE PARENTHESES! I LOVE THE PRAWN! I LOVE THE FROG! (I'm a happy, happy Toga.) Ooh, where's the honeymoon? Oh, and the script's done! YAY! Oh. I know the feeling. <Should be packing for college> ...Yup, know the...

It is a very fine line there. It seems like there should be a whole lot of middle ground in between, and I guess sometimes there is, but really... It's a very fine line. When you love something as much as most of us love the Muppets, it's easy to start to hate anything they do that isn't exactly...