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Goat: <calling from ambulance> DUDES! MR. NONDESCRIPT! PARAMEDUDE! GET MAY OUT OF THE RAIN! She'll get, like... CLEAN... <shudders>

Goat: <wakes> Dude, turn the water off... <looks up> RAIN! CRAP! <jumps up> OW ow ow HEY paramedude! <Jumps into the ambulance> CRAP that hurt... hurts... ow... <looks over self> ...Oh... So THAT'S what color my hair is.

Goat: <Blinks> Mm... <shifts> Ow. <curls up in dirt> Ow ow ow. ...Mm... dirt.

Goat: <is unconscious>

Goat: DIRT! DIRT! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRT! I need dirt. I AM IN SO MUCH PAAAAAAAAAIN! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW I NEED DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRT! <collapses>

Goat: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <runs around in circles> NO! NO! NOOOOOO! AHHHHHHHH! <Grabs Mairin by the collar> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME? WHY? ME! WHYYYYYYY? <releases Mairin and resumes running around in circles> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH...

Goat: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <Throws soap from lap and leaps away from duvet> AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <backs away, pointing at bar of soap> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <collapses against wall, staring at soap, wide-eyed> ...ah--ahh--ahhhhh... <Trembles>...

Goat: Aw-haw, SWEET. Thanks, Frosty! <Sits on very expensive duvet, kicking shoes up onto it> So listen, Frosty, I was wonderin' where lil' Mud Squirt is? She seems pretty nifty. How old is she, anyway? She yours?

Goat: <appears in hallway--don't ask how she got there, it's TV, just go with it--blocking Jack's path> Hey, Bandy! <slaps his shoulder> HOW are ya? FanTAStic morning today, ain't it? See ya around... <Pokes head into bedroom> G'morning, Frosty!

Goat: <Shifts weight, still holding Jana, entirely unperturbed by kicking> Yo, dude over there... Be careful about their basement. I met it once. Creepy voices an' stuff down there... Oh, and last time I was there, I got kidnapped by evil robots. <Nods>

Goat: <To Nell> Look, Greeny, this is FROSTY'S house. <Gestures to Father> I dunno why you think you're Mrs. Frosty, because I MET Mrs. Frosty once, and believe me... she wasn't green. Matter of fact--<whispers> she was NICKY. Like, THE Nicky. Which is AWESOME, by the way. TOTALLY sweet. <raises...

Goat: Aw, HEY Frosty! <slaps Father on the back, scattering dirt on the floor behind him and smudging his shirt> This is a PARTY? REALLY? Aw, SWEET! Dude, can we get those funny cone-shaped hats and those noise-maker-blowie-things? What's the party FOR, anyway?

Goat: <Comes back in to the family room and leans against the wall, staring> So, lemme get this straight... There's a cat-horse, a mail dude, a green chick who thinks she's Mrs. Frosty but TOTALLY looks NOTHIN' like the Mrs. Frosty I met once upon a sometime, a possibly malicious vine... Did...

Goat: Awww... How cute. Lovebirds. PLAY NICE, MR. NONDESCRIPT! <Looks at bucket> PHEW! Didn't even get an unneeded shower. <Drops bucket> AND a little flame show. Now THAT'S a good day. <Strolls back into the Moppet house>

Goat: ...Ohhhhh... That, uh--That ain't so sweet. Um--BAD! DANGER! <runs off> <returns with bucket of water> <dumps water on Mairin>

Goat: <watching from about ten feet away> Duuuude, talk about SPARKS! That was SWEEEEET! ...Yeah don't mind me. I just, ah... <clears throat> <sits down in the dirt> There we go. <stretches out and relaxes>

Goat: ...Um on it! <Runs after the two, leaving a lovely trail of dirt> Yo, Mr. Nondescript! If she's shoutin' NO, she means it... I wouldn't mess with her! You remember the fire thing? <stops> ...Waaaait a second... <Thinks> <runs after> I GOTTA see this!

Goat: <points> DUDE! KIDNAPPING! <Tilts head> ...Lovebird kidnapping... Huh. <Tilts head the other way> ...HEY MAY, YOU WANT A HAND? OR YA WANNA GET SOME PRIVACY?

Goat: <smacks Jack upside the head> GOAT. Plain and simple. See ya, Band-Aid.

Goat: <raises eyebrows> <strikes a model pose> I KNOW I've got it, Bandy. Believe me. I KNOW.