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{It looks to ME like the prospects for future TORMENT and TORTURE! AHHHHHH HA HA HAAAAAA!} GAH! <SNATCHES #3 and shoves him into a cage> Sorry folks! Sorry! Sorry! It won't happen again! Er-- soon, anyway! I'll try to keep that mind INSIDE the stories! {<chuckles evilly>} ...<ahem>...

Oh, yes, yes, of COURSE you are! You're the funny half. I'm the morbidly-depressing-please-hold-still-while-I-pull-your-heart-out-and-rip-it-to-shreds-and-stomp-it-in-the-dirt half. <Ahem> I do SO love the latest chapter of WAD.

Oxygen mask, anyone? I happen to have some...

Chapter Three “Maybe it’s a pet,” Fozzie said speculatively as the Muppets gathered for breakfast a few days later. “Maybe what’s a pet?” Kermit asked. “The person Piggy’s bringing,” Fozzie said, and he started counting off on his fingers. “They don’t need a job, she’s bringing its bed...

First of all, I must thank you for this. Thank you for getting Mit's and Mag's relationship back to where it started... merciless competition. <GLOMP!> BIG BIRD! SAM! AWWWWWW! And... Bill, and Civil War. HAHAHA! <Ahem> Excuse me. <Deep breath> ...FOOOOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! Love...

I'm... pretty sure that was me. :halo: More to come sometime today. Or, tomorrow morning-ish. But hopefully today.

Chapter Two Miss Piggy had told the Muppets that she would be gone for four months. She had not brought her cell phone, and had not left any contact information. Aside from some occasional annoyances, they hadn’t thought much of it. It wasn’t unusual for her to leave them hanging, especially...

<SCREAMS!> <silently, because it's quiet hours, which I obey, unlike SOME people on the floor...> <ahem> DUDE you cut it off right before MAGGIE? OH I WANNA SEE THAT SPEECH! Skeeter's... sounds hilarious... But rambly. <Giggles> And I glomp Rowlf. And he should never rap. And...

Chapter One Tony grinned as the camera started rolling again. “Hello there, and welcome back to Just Another Talk Show, where we are talking with Kermit the Frog—“ He turned to the frog beside him. “Now Kermit, tell me about Miss Piggy.” Kermit grinned. “Well, where should I start? The...

Yes, this does mean I'll have five incomplete stories on MC at one time. You can just start calling me Beau. :p But unlike the other four stories, this one is not at all pre-written at the start of posting. I'm about to post chapter one, and I've only written chapter one. Such was not the...

Chapter Twenty Not long after the movie had wrapped, the Muppets had started the show again out of necessity. They had needed to keep moving, keep working, keep living... They had needed to know that they could. It hadn't been easy, but week after week, they had pushed through, turning out...

Dining hall is still closed. Boil order in effect until further notice. There has been no further notice. But it's okay! To make up for all the trouble, each resident has been provided with two free bottles of Dasani water. :D :rolleyes: Oh, and I was mistaken when I said that the water is...

...That is AWESOME. I don't remember if I've said this one before or not, but you might be an obsessed Muppet fan if, every time circles are mentioned (particularly in a math class), you hear in your head Bert singing that a circle is round and Ernie singing about all the different things a...

True, but putting in contacts requires actually touching your eye-- or at least, coming VERY VERY close to it. Glasses lenses don't actually touch the eyeball, unless for some reason you wear them extraordinarily close... Personally, the closest I've ever managed to wear my glasses, my eyelashes...

Literally. :p Okay, update: According to the official community notice I just read on the bathroom door, the water IS okay for showering and for washing hands, clothes, and dishes. So I did NOT have to wait until I got to the building my first class is in to go to the bathroom, nor did I...

Right. A slightly more detailed run-down. We're guessing it has something to do with all the construction on campus, but whatever the reason, a water main broke. Most residents figured this out a little before 11:00 last night when there suddenly was no water. We should be hooked up to water...

How's this for a college adventure? My residence hall currently has no running water. I'll let you guys think about the consequences of that... and elaborate in the morning... Or afternoon, more likely. In the meantime, I should SOOOOO be in bed right now...