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    Muppet Baby Memories

    Muppet Babies was a fun show. Too bad it's not on TV anymore, even in reruns. I think Baby Rowlf and Baby Fozzie were always my favorites. I always looked forward to the musical numbers they all did and some of the parodies too. Remember when Kermit pretended to be Illinois Smith (as opposed...
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    Halloween Gross Out

    Funny that it says "Ugly little eyeballs". Are there pretty eyeballs to compare them to?
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    Halloween Gross Out

    I've heard the song sung like this also: Great big globs of greasy grimey gopher guts Mutilated monkey meat Tooty-fruity birdie's feet All wrapped up in an all purpose porpous puss Swimming in a mulligan stew. Either way, they both sound disgusting!:p
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ernie: (Hears his name being screamed through the echoing halls of the Dorms) Oh hi, Red! You look a little mad. Well, just look at it this way...the pool doesn't need any cleaning! Khekhekhe!
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ernie: Hey, Rubber Duckie! Are you ready to do the number and letter of the day? RD: *Squeak squeak squeak* Ernie: You are? Oh good. Muppet College Dorms were brought to you today by the letter... RD: *Squeak* (a letter T in the shape of soap suds is shown) Ernie: T. And by the...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (The whole Dorm House is sound asleep) OOC: I know this post is kinda pointless, but for some reason I ended up posting the same thing twice. So I had to fix this one.
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bryan: Enjoy your bath, Bert? Bert: Very funny. Cookie: (Coming out of bedroom) Bryan: What's the matter, Cookie Monster? Cookie: Me can't sleep. Can me please have some milk and cookies before bed? Bryan: You know the rules. No cookies for 6 more days. Cookie: But it always put...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ernie: Hey there, Ryan! Welcome to the biggest jacuzzi bathtub in the world! Cookie: (floats up to Ryan wearing a small innertube) Yeah yeah welcome. (Whispers) You got cookie?
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bert: Ernie, get out of the pool! It's too hot and you'll get hurt! Ernie: Relax, Bert. Some of the guys threw some ice in to cool it down a bit. Now it's just right. Don't these fluffy suds look fun? Bert: You put bubble bath in the pool? Ernie: Of course! Bert: But, Ernie...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bryan: (calling Peter) Hey, Peter. I heard that you and your roomies were thinking about Halloween costumes. Just a heads up, you may want to check with Ed as he has some plans for the festivities regarding costumes and things.
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    The Counts Laugh.

    I second that. Though based on how I've heard him laugh, he sometimes goes, "Ha-haa!" A sort of shorter laugh. Kinda like Fozzie's trademark, "Aaah" (escalating in pitch) after he hears or says something amusing.
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (In the bubbling pool) Ernie: (Singing) Ev'ry day when I make my way to the tubby, I find a little fella who's cute and yella and chubby...rub-a-dub-dubby! Khekhekhe! Whaddya think, Rubber Duckie? RD: *Squeak squeak squeak squeak* Ernie: You've always wanted a giant jacuzzi tubby? RD...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ernie: Hey, Bert, let's go swimming! Bert: Didn't you hear, Ernie? The pool boiled over. It's all hot and bubbling. Ernie: Ooh, you hear that, Rubber Duckie? Like a giant bathtub! Rubber Duckie: *Sqeak squeak squeak squeak* Ernie: You're right! Let's go!
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    My poor brother heh-heh

    That song is from "South Pacific" too. Anyway...cute story.
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (Big Bird, Bert and Ernie are all sitting around the table waiting for breakfast, Bryan is in the kitchen area cooking) Big Bird: No cookies? But they're his favorite! Ernie: Yeah, are you sure this is gonna work? Bryan: I dunno, but it's worth a shot. It's for his own good. Bert...
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    Sesame Street DVD for injured veterans

    Wonderful! It's nice they chose Rosita of all characters, too.
  17. BEAR

    At LAST!

    I'm so excited for you, Kath! You deserve this treat!:)
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    (Cookie Monster is sitting on the bed) Bryan: (pacing back and forth) I can't believe it...I just can't believe it... Cookie: Me so sorry! Bryan: Cookie Monster, what got into you? Cookie: They were making cookie after cookie and cookies me favorite! Me Coookie Monster! Bryan: That's...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Big Bird: Is Bryan home yet? Ernie: No, he's still at Hooper's. (moaning and sobbing noise are heard from the master bedroom which has been barred and locked) Snuffy: (peaking thru the livingroom window) What's that noise? Bert: Cookie Monster. Bryan locked him in the bedroom after what...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bert: Do you think he's had his fill? Ernie: I dunno! Cookie: (sniffs around and follows the sweet scent to the bedroom door where some of the occupants are) *sniff sniff* Cranberry...orange...chocolate chippie... (Before the monster opens the door, suddenly a human hand reaches from...
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