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<<Bunsen is happy to be nerfed, drops water balloon on Scooter and notices that he, Miss Piggy's campaign manager has acknoledged the Muppets are EXCITED by his latest policy.>> Bunsen: I would like to thank everyone who has voted for me so far placing me second in this Presidential campaign...

You mean one that doesn't portray real life then? LOL Bunsen: Here at Muppet Labs we believe being a citizen of MuppetWorld is all about fun. Therefore we will institute the 2pm Happy Hour - every day at 2pm citizens will be encouraged to stop working and play with Nerf guns, Super Soakers...

Bunsen: Well, we could BBQ the pig? I'd just like to make some more campaign announcements - 1) The Muppets will be revived - shows to include Pepe's Top Model, Elmo In Space, and Who Wants To Be A Muppeteer? 2) All new Muppet CD's to be released - collaborations with Snoop Dog, Jessica...

She teaches at VA Tech?? Well i hope shes ok!

Bunsen: With a campaign slogan like "Vote for her ..... or else?", and the Jim Henson Company isn't non profit. I'm sure the IRS will be interested to hear what your uncle has been claiming as "charitable donations". :eek: As for Junk Science, Free Genetically Enhanced Fries for all who...

Bunsen: Well if you wanna play dirty Gofer, i wonder what the media would say if they found out the connection between your Uncle (who owns the Theater), your speechwriting about less tax on Theaters, and Miss Piggys recent top billing at the Muppet Show???? Perhaps the Pig has been stuffed...

I'd actually be up for that more than the emails. It'd get a lot of TV coverage - "Muppet Maniacs Bait Traps To Rouse The Mouse!". Infact the Muppet Studios would probably even appreciate the publicity at the moment! ... and that Snoop scene sounds brilliant!

Hey You can't blame me. It was Piggy who wanted to wear Grover as a fashion accessory! I can see i'm gonna have to consult my lawyers, we have a smear campaign goin on here! :eek:

Bunsen: I wholeheartedly endorse this comment! <hands Miss Piggy a gun> Of course here at the Bunsen campaign headquarters we completely condone gun crime other than in humane circumstances!

Congrats Kev, and it's actually the 5 year anniversary of the forum as a whole, and all the original members joining from the old Delphi forum!

Luke: You know what makes it harder? I forgot it was Muppet Central when i entered this and should have known people would vote for a cute character. I'm regretting not having gone with Bean Bunny! Bunsen: Would it help if i wore Bunny ears throughout the campaign?

Bunsen: Precisely the reason why you'd make a great Vice President Beakie - you could be the Gore to my Clinton, the Luigi to my Mario! Although remember when i asked you to step inside that box a few months ago? Cloning machine!!! On a serious note, if elected as Muppet President, i would...

Bunsen: That's a very good question Daniel. Here at Muppet Labs we would take a highly scientific approach to solving any problems that arose. We have the latest satellite imagery to track world hotspots, the most advanced communications devices to communicate with other world leaders, and...

Bunsen: Oh i am so embarrassed! Oh, um .. thats not my line! So are any of the voting public going to start asking all the candidates questions about any issues then?

It's a shame theres no news on this or any kinda deal announced yet, but still plenty of time. I woudn't think they would even approach this unless they have the majority of the original Fraggle puppeteers involved or at least their interest in doing it very high.

Bunsen: Perhaps my clever use of the Rubbie Duckie invisibility spray before the police confiscated it made the other candidates disappear, at least for now. However here at Muppet Labs we have been trying to work out why an annoyingly cute loveable monster has leaped ahead in the voting, and...

The link was formatted wrong. I think Jetsons or Pac Man would be nice.

I'm sure we'll wait for the Pig to show, although she'd be better trying for "Best In Show", hehe. :mad: Bunsen: If elected, i will have all the people of Muppet Central get together at Bunsenfest to break the world record for the most people in the same room chewing popping candy...

Shock horror, is that cute loveable Grover trying to bribe the voters? :eek: :o

Bunsen: Well Daniel, here at Muppet Labs we would solve the issues below by the following means - CGI Movies - We would ban the production of any more of these until a Muppet Babies version was produced. World Hunger - We would move the fridge away from Miss Piggy Music Piracy - We would...