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I see this is actually a thing now: for bad movies to boast about their RT rating in their trailers and make it seem like it's actually a good movie.

Indeed I does. Actually, I do also have the Super Mario Bros. Wii Light Blue plushie that I got as a gift a few years ago.

I knew I wasn't crazy, I knew I didn't dream this thing . . . BD&A really did make a Black Yoshi! I saw this thing before: in Toys-R-Us . . . I actually picked it up and held it in my hand . . . why did I put it back? Why didn't I get this thing? Ironically though, if the Black one was so...

This isn't so much a rant, however, I see that Geico is now going back and redubbing older Gecko commercials with their new voice actor. Boy, they really screwed the previous guy (I want to say his name is Jake something, but I wouldn't swear to it) over for refusing to take a pay cut.

Since they uncanceled GLEE so they could do a farewell episode to that one castmember who died after it was canceled, how about they uncancel Raymond and do an episode where Marie dies, and both Ray and Robert are left too stunned to react, meanwhile Debra represses her jubilation for now having...

In the last hour, my browser crashed four times, and each time was for no reason.

I heard about this the other day and was really saddened by it, because Marie is perhaps the most disturbingly accurate fictional representation of my own mother ever depicted on television, lol.

We don't have any 7-11s here; as I said, our biggest convenience store chain here is Pilot, because our former mayor owns the chain, and they're headquartered in this state. We also have Weigel's, which is like Circle K, but with a Circle W (that Where cellphone app stole their logo). We do have...

That's what I've been saying about all this hoo-hah about shows and movies being dumped straight to Netflix.

We have? You sure about that? Because a majority of the people I know are still working their butts off with multiple jobs and still barely living at that - my family even still goes through financially tight periods . . . maybe not as frequently as we were for a while, but it still happens from...

Going through an old tape of mine from April 1998, I found the commercial for this: I remember how absolutely psyched I was about this, and was lucky enough to actually get my hands on a copy, because actual comic book stores are very few and far between around here. Unfortunately, as a kid, I...

Well, that one MADtv SST sketch about the recession did make an interesting point: BILLY: I wish I could vote, but I'm not eighteen yet. SALLY: And I'm a girl. GORDON: Oh, don't worry about it kids. If there's one thing I've learn, it's that one vote doesn't make a difference.

I'm not voting at all this election: I don't feel confidient in any of the candidates.

Yeah, Trump was in my town a few months ago. Luckily, despite this being a very red state, I don't see too much support for Trump around these parts in general - if anything, I see tons of support for Sanders.

Around here, everybody just casually refers to Dollar General as "dollar store."

The Teletubbies have been rebooted, and it looks awful - the production values have gone down tremendously: the costumes look like they've had too much static cling, the inside of the their home looks like a playground clubhouse, and Teletubbyland itself is so obvious CGI (the baby sun in the...

Because he's an alcoholic.

Indeed.

You never know what you'll find on eBay. How many times have people sold pieces of toast that had the face of Jesus burned into it? I remember hearing about one girl who tried to sell her virginity on eBay - some older guy actually won the bid, gave her the money, but told her to do something...

I figured out another reason why Twitter is so pointless: because after so long, everybody eventually starts spamming their own Twitter feed. Really. What's the deal with people's tweets suddenly turning into hawks for beauty supplies, and internet surveys, and get-rich-quick scams, and such?