"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Vibs]

Viq: *Has notebook, pencils and an apple in front of him*

Vibs: ... *raises eyebrow* Ed the duck? ... hmm.. Well you might have a point. Jack is slightly older than me and if I could be more of an adult he might... hmm.. Are you going to eat us?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Eat you? Why would I want to eat you? Now, are you ready for your cookery lesson?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *papers, pencils and apple dissapear and is instantly replaces with pots and pans*

Vibs: ... Why would Jack be interested in women who can cook?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Get, you, or I'll put you in the detention hall

Voice from DanDan's stomach: Is detention over yet?

DanDan: Not yet, have you finsihed your assignment yet?

Voice: I finished it 8 weeks ago

DanDan: You can't leave till you've finished it

Voice: But--

DanDan: Now, twins. Today we're going to learn to cook. So first let's put some salt in these pots *starts shaking saltshaker but misses pots and salts the twins. How...suspicious*

 

[theprawncracker]

Vibs: ... Why would Jack be interested in women who can cook?

Jack: *enters* I'd be interested in a woman who can cook because I like it spicy!

*blink* Oh nevermind...I need my Mairin back...*sulks*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *licks lips* ... popcorn-y..

Vibs: JACK! I haven't seen you in ages! *runs over and hugs his left leg* Uh.. Say, if I learn how to cook would you invite me out? *CUTE*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...*sniff* Oh...Hi Vibsy...I...I can't talk now...MAIRIN BROKE UP WITH ME!!! *moans* *sniff* I really...Really want a nice bowl of soup...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Jack??? Now is not the time to share your emotional strife with the class. So either get out of my classroom or get yourself an apron. There's always room for one more in my stomach....I mean class. Now, students. I want you to get your favourite sauce and fill your mixing bowls with it. Then I want you to cover your arms in it, just to make sure that it's fresh. But nothing too spicy, I don't want to burn my mouth when I...don't....eat you....

 

[Vibs]

Viq: You got it, mr. teacher!! *does everything DanDan said*

Vibs: ... you lost it, Miss weirdo.. *turns to Jack* Soup? *Soup appears in Jack's hands* There you go Jack. *CUTE* Would you like to sit? *couch appears*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *plops on couch and eats soup* Oh doc, it's just that...Well ever since Mairin left me, my life has had no purpose...I can't even pick pocket I'm feeling so bad! *sniff* I just need someone to hug...