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Viq: ... But mum! No one told us about the magic school! Vibs: No! And... hey, we should go buy me fancy clothes sometime mum. uh.. That's right, for once, what Viq says! I didn't know anything about it either. Viq: *idea* I think Dad was supposed to drive us... *angel smile* Vibs: ...

Viq: *not present* Vibs: ... D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d.... *swallows at danDan* ...d-d-d-d-d-d-d... *gulp* Viq: *rushes in* I just got *fanfare* - *holds postcard up in the air* A POSTCARD! Postcard in english, postkort in danish, carte postal in french, postkarte in german! Vibs...

Hey there Jerry Nelson :sing: When I was very very little, about 3 or 4 or so I watched the fraggles and I just loved it. Then the danish television stopped airing it and it blew away, but somehow it must have printed something into my memory after all cos years later when I was 15 I...

:sing: I dag er det harveys fødselsdag, hurra hurra hurraaa han sikkert sig en gave får som haaaaaaan har øøøønsket siiiiiig i år med deeeejliiig chokolaaaadee og kaaaaaaager til :sing: - means: Today it is Harvey's birthday, hooray hooray hooray he will probably get a preeesent...

Viq: wld yu mve eet.. Jessica: I gotta dash I have an oppointment with my sister's mother in law's colleque - his indian long-tailed prairie mouse just gave birth to 8 couple of twins. *dashes*

Viq: *stunned* ... DAnDan! you...! you.. eh... I mean you look like... you have got ... blonde hair... when did that happen? Jessica: Hey there DanDan how was Venice? Oh and another thing - I got my inner knee pierced! Viq: Inner knee? Jessica: the skin on the back of your knee cap...

- at a random pub with 500 people, all fat men, drinking, playing poker. Apart from one blonde haired lady sitting in a corner, looking straight into the wall - Viq: ... Okay, you can do this... *walks over to random man* Hi there I'm Viq I... should go before that fist of yours is all in my...

Aww, there's nothing as annoying as not being able to get to the internet. Believe me, my internet dies from time to time - last time I waited for it to start up again for 2 days then I eventually figured I had somehow switched it on "Standby" with my foot and boy did I feel stupid. :p...

Viq: ... So that's what men do! they beat each other up! I got it. *runs off to be a man* Taxi driver: ...... That hurt man, that really hurt.

Viq: ... You kicked me!? This is not fun. Taxi driver: Appearing to be an aaall nice guy, hanging out with his littlebrother... *frowns and looks at Jack* Or son... And really you're just torturing the child. I wonder what the authorities will think of this.

Viq: Here!! I'm over here!! *runs around in circles - gets hits by ball* I'm.... over.... here... *faints* Taxi driver: ... What am I doing here... hm. Now that I am here - Here, throw that ball to me! ________ Vibs: I am 100% going madam!

Viq: *...* aeh... sounds great fun! - some one taps Jack's shoulder - Taxi driver: Excuse me. You gave me some tips remember? That's very nice. Except one thing - the extra coin you gave me has mud on it. It's filthy and dirty, and I was lucky enough to realise that before I touched some...

Viq: Oh...................................................... what is....football?....

Viq: ... so.. Jack, what else do men do?

Viq: totally dude! Man, I have never drunk more milk in my life! You know what? we should do this more oftenly. Hey check that chick out over there... -Tiny plastic figure of a chicken- ... Awesome huh? *drinks milk* oh, empty. Hey, overhere waiter... eh bartender.

Viq: Eh would you... *untangles self from Jack's arms* thanks. Man never do that again, you give me the creeps dude. Taxidriver: ... *starts taxi - stops it again* ... Janitor huh? Taxi-driving man? Of course. That is all I am to you right? You being a young, handsome guy with the life ahead...

Viq: Well, I am going to - wait what's your name? Ah, Jack. Well, Jack I am heading to the local pub, I'm gonna have a large glass of milk and after that I'm gonna find a gorgeous lady, preferably around 2 or 3 years old or so, and take her out to the disco! ......... How was that...

Announcer: I bet you can't wait, and if you want to watch the new episode of the moppet family all you have to do is pay A Lot Of Money to The MopFam Channel, that is A Lot Of Money to The MopFam Channel! - If you don't we shall make sure you will Suffer For Eternity, that is Suffer For...

Viq: ... Oh typical. I always end up running into feministic women who spend their lifetimes on making male creatures weep and wish they could wear skirts and dresses and highheels just like those long legged girls with blonde hair. Those can really ruin your day. But this time, I won't let...

Hm let me see... I do recall meeting Mr. Harvey Towers and what's-his-name ... B-something. I am so not funny. ;) Yes, I met Harvey Towers and his crazy, awesome accent and Beauregard and his Gonzo backpack in July. Which reminds me... Anecdote from july the 21st: Beau, Tabi...