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Hamburger Helper needs all the help it can get. Actually, the lasagna flavor is okay. Taco, not so much. If you have ground beef, you might as well open up an Old El Paso taco kit and take it from there.

Only if you know the ingredients. Sour cream or mayo Buttermilk Salt, pepper, onion Parsley and dill. I could put ranch on practically anything, cook with it, but blue cheese is vile to me.

I won't put it on a Frosty, but ranch rocks.

Wow, I didn't know he passed away a few months back. But there was no way the parole board was ever going to set him free. Even after California abolished the death penalty, he was going to rot in his cell til his dying day.

Anyone who was a serial killer/mass murderer, many times, when they go to jail (if they don't take their own lives first), they're usually put in solitary. Prison mentality is a fascinating subject. Jeffrey Dahmer goes to jail, gets put in population, and before too long he gets killed (very...

I loved Hawaiian Punch and Hi-C and Tang because it was chemical-laden sludge. Juicy Juice came much later. I couldn't stomach it, because... It was actual juice! Upset my stomach, which was so used to drinking hi-fructose industrial waste. Tang? When we were in boy scouts and went camping...

I don't know think they're still sold like this, but Hawaiian Punch, Hi-C, and Juicy Juice used to come in these big 46 ounce cans. You had to punch two holes in the top with a can opener (not one, because that created a vacuum and hard to pour). Hawaiian Punch was the nectar of the gods. I...

Dam!

Extreme Chutes and Ladders. 8) That's part of growing up. Playing games, wanting to win, but not giving in to the temptation to cheat. Everybody wants to win. Nobody wants the disappointment of losing. But everybody has to face that sometime. Not just games, but in life. The thing that beat me...

Toys and board games- the staples at Toys R Us for so many years. It is a shame a lot of kids today don't have the time/imagination/social skills to engage in board games. Sit them in front of a device all day long, but try playing Mouse Trap, Clue, Scrabble, or any game that involves rolling...

Once I went to a seafood restaurant and the waitress gave me the crabs. 8)

As long as it's still snowing in April, you and your sweater collection can have an extended vacation up here!

At :58 they silenced the audio but old Grover says " I'll get in the **** box!" Then listen real carefully at 1:22.

He is risen. Amen

To show you how much things have changed: once when I was five, I threw a tantrum in public, and my dad smacked the taste out of my mouth. Last time that ever happened. As I got older, sometimes I'd be in the store and see a toy I really wanted. But couldn't afford. My mom would say "No", and...

Oh yeah. Little toddlers who don't even know which side of the playpen smells the worst are gonna get their own device. Mommy and Daddy's brilliant logic: "Let's start reducing her attention span NOW!"

Part of the problem when you're quite a bit older than your hired help, occasionally you have to put your foot down when employees screw up. Fortunately the Subway I ran with my friend Jason, I took care of the inventory, sales reports, that stuff. Jason did the schedules, payroll, and the...

When it gets warmer, can I use it in the back yard? I need to vaporize a few weeds! 8)

Some of the kids at Subway who worked for me used to come in all sleep-deprived, not because of insomnia, sleep apnea or some disorder,. Not because they're new parents up all night with a baby. It's because they were up all night gaming. What they do in their own time is their business. But...

@Pig's Laundry how did our friend ever make out? Did he get his backstage pass?