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They say this week should be the biggest spike in deaths. But as far as per capita,(the number of deaths per million people) we’re still far below Italy, France, and Spain. The closest I ever saw to this, 1976, I was eight. The was a huge outbreak of swine flu, and then-president Ford ordered...

Toledo is a bit of a drive from Cincinnati, but Cincinnati is tight over the river from Kentucky.

Someone once said the same thing about me. But they said instead of having a New York accent, I have a little Southern twang. Someone’s looking at the wrong map.

Just don’t buy a Flo-Bee!

You both can take a cue from the fuzzy one. Give it a year and let it grow out. When it gets long enough, you tie it back with a pony tail, and all the hipsters will be jealous of you. Won’t cost you anything. All you need is a rubber band. But if you put it in a man bun, I’m going to have to...

Ther 😗😫😮🤮🤧 There was a Shoney’s all the way up here. Old Country Buffet shut down but that was poor management. The rest of them- Hoss’s, Rustler, Ground Round, made you craving steak.

This is the least of our concerns now. But when restaurants probably won’t have all-you-can-eat buffets anymore. No more Golden Corral. D’oh!!!! At least before the virus hit, they were trying to make it more polite. From all-you-can-eat to all-you-care-to-eat. Trying to save you from making a...

There won’t be any roaches left. The rats will eat them.

I’m still a little surprised California hasn’t been hit as hard. New York/ New Jersey is still Ground Zero for the virus because you have 13 million people squashed in a very small space. L.A. has just as many people, but they’re spread out over a wider area. You probably won’t hear much from...

I’ll let you in on a secret, when I was 15, I was so anxious to prove I was a big man. I went around high school trying to impress the chicks. I go real close and ask, “You notice?” Most of them had no idea what I was talking about. Then I made the big revelation “I SHAVED!!!” Until I was 18, I...

I’ve used both straight and electric razors. Straight razors give a better shave, but a dull blade will tear up your face. Electric razors are safer, especially if you have sensitive skin. I can go either way. Pictures don’t do me justice. I’ve been shaving since I was 15, and I had every style...

That would have been wise if we started preparing then, but just about that moment Katrina hit, and Bush botched that effort. A hurricane was tough enough on him. How he would have handled this 15 years ago, is anyone’s call.

Straight razor or electric?

Even though they’re closed, Disney donated all their ponchos to hospitals in desperate need of gowns. This is the part the news often overlooks, of companies banding together to help. Several breweries switching production to make sanitizer, car factories to make ventilators, etc. Over in New...

The other precedent is that to evict a tenant, the landlord has to take them to court. This could take months, maybe years now for their court date. In the meantime the tenant, once served with notice, could legally live there rent free. But if the courts order it, they could get socked big...

Unemployment will be overrun with an unprecedented number of new claims. There might be a run on banks if savings get depleted. As far as landlords evicting tenants, legally I don’t think they can just throw them into the streets. It’s a domino effect. If tenants can’t pay the rent, the landlord...

I wouldn’t worry too much. In some places, even in the supermarket, it might not be possible to stay six feet apart. With prolonged exposure you may catch it, but chances of dying from it are still slim. The odds are still in your favor. Sooner or later, something has to give. I understand being...

Just thinking, over time, how many movies I saw in the theatres that became the highest grossing movie of all time. Some held that record briefly, but here’s my list of blockbusters: Star Wars 1977 E.T. 1982 Jurassic Park 1994 Titanic 1997 Honorable Mention to An American Tail 1986, which was...

I still have his 45 “Ride Like The Wind”.

Roll me a fat one!😋😄😅🤣😃