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  1. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: *stares at the piece of paper* *slow smile* I see I can keep no secrets from you then... *looks over and sees Ron approaching the cafe from another direction* *muttered to self* Except that. *stands up* We really should go...*grabs her hand and runs out the door, narrowly missing Adam...
  2. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: *sits back down, carefully* Because...because I wasn't supposed to tell you that...I was supposed to...*really fast* kill you, actually...*normal again* But! Enough about that...you were saying something about walking somwhere...the park? The train station? Someplace other than here...
  3. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: *blushes and stands up, scraping chair back* You're laughing at me. *defencive* -- Father: *in present time* *looks at watch* Dangnabbit, a watched watch never...watches...? -- Parker: Uh...I shouldn't have...said that. I...*sits down and drinks coffee shot really fast*
  4. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: I love you. I always have.
  5. Beauregard

    When Kermit Met Piggy...

    Frank Henson...interesting... But no. No, no, I don't think that makes them married...nor do I think the fact that it was a real minister meant that Piggy and Kermit were really married. I think that they were married at a similar time, and their ceramony was somwhat recreated for the movie.
  6. Beauregard

    Rat-Wire: Hot Topic Comin' in...

    *deletes Kermie Baby* Did that help? Bea:zany:{Sorry...couldn't help myself...}regard
  7. Beauregard

    When Kermit Met Piggy...

    Ha! I like "One Pig Flew Over the Lillypad." Second only to, "Pigs are from Venus, Frogs are from Mars," which is a book I can totally see being sold by The Muppets, a book on romance written by Piggy and Kermit, and addressing questions such as: "How do you win the heart of a God?" Piggy...
  8. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: Since when do you know anything about me? *sips strong black coffee* So I kinda have something that I should confess...I wasn't going to tell you...ever probably...but since you turned up this morning, I wanted to...tell you...something...you see, I kinda was...going to tell you that...
  9. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: Great. *leads the way into a newly renovated Diana's Cafe* Good morning, we'll have two of the usual. No! Not chocolate milkshake with spinkles! Coffee with rum...yes there is a difference. Here, let's sit.
  10. Beauregard

    When Kermit Met Piggy...

    Oooh yeah.
  11. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: Um...*pulls up to a stop* The docks? I...thought you said we had to be at the docks tonight. Which gives us just about all day to eat. So unless you are really hungry for seaweed, can't we give Diana's Cafe at least a shot? *scratches an itch there the gun holster on his ankle is...
  12. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: *dragged downstairs* Well, this is the most in charge of a relationship I have been in the last six monthes...*outside*...So where are we taking this date? I heard there's a new ritzy place opening in town. Princess Diana's something Glamour Restaurant.
  13. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: *jaw drop* Er...was I supposed to wear something to match? *scuffs white trainers against floor, while tucking hands into loose fitting jeans and shrugging shoulders under a denim jacket* You don't happen to have anything Adam grew out of lying around, do you? *notices phone ringing*...
  14. Beauregard

    When Kermit Met Piggy...

    You think the Frog needs a girl other than Piggy? I can see Kermit playing hard to get with Piggy, but maybe because he is insecure about his feelings for her and doesn't want to commit, while Piggy is a pig and needs commitment.
  15. Beauregard

    Anybody Know Anything About Dreams?

    I had a dream that I lived in an appartment with my sister and her husband, and that our next door neighbour was J K Rolling (sp?) who was finishing the last Harry Potter novel, and I was secretly in love with her, and we went shopping for raspberries. Except that I have no idea what...
  16. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: Yeah...I...*leans against the wall* *thinks* *pulls out a pair of x-ray vision glasses from backpack* Thanks mum...
  17. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: *keeps up with her* Look, I have to stay out of the house right now...ok? I'm coming with you. Besides...*blush*...the uniform isn't that bad.
  18. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: *blood drains from face* A date? A date? Like a date-date-date-type-date? A date? What about Adam? What about Ron? What about my mom? What would I wear? A date? Tonight? What about--No, no I can't. I can't...*backs away, shaking head, lowering the sword* Mrs Moppet Senior: *sitting up...
  19. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: I think my mom is craz-Christy? Oh no...*backs away, letting sword hang by his side* I mean...that is...hi! Hi, er, how are you....is your health? How is your health? Are you healthy? *blink* Are you ok? What are you doing here? Why am I holding this sword? why am I speaking fast and...
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