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  1. Beauregard

    RELEASE NEW DARK CRYSTAL 2 INFO [unofficial plea to Henson Inc.]

    I think we have that lying around from the time we tried to buy the Muppets back from Disney? Does anyone have the bus keys? But seriously...at least they are still going forward, and it's only funding, not inspiration, that they are lacking.
  2. Beauregard

    When Kermit Met Piggy...

    Not really counted, since Nelson wasn't participating in the wedding. Besides, didn't Hunt perform Piggy too for a while? But back onto the subject...if you read old interviews, they seem to be together, in new interview, Kermit denies.
  3. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Father: *stares at Miss Mingostone* A baby. You. Soon. Right. I can deal with that. *blinks* Wait, soon? Soon as in almost yesterday does the car have petrol in it and can we get to the hospital before it runs out type soon-soon? Or soon, Hunnakah is coming soon after Christmas...or is it...
  4. Beauregard

    Paris Hilton Released?

    Do troopers like toast?
  5. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    (OOC: We should totally finish the prequel stories...or put together a Wiki with complete chracter bios...) Parker: *steps out of the house onto the street where Mairin is waiting* Alright. I have everything I need. *glances up the street to where Adam is leaving a pay-phone* Hey! Adam! Wait...
  6. Beauregard

    Is It "Ok" or "Okay?"

    I go midway and use "Oka" (pronounced: Oh-KAY) on MSN, "ok" in general typing, and "alright" in formal letters.
  7. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    (OOC: Remember the night before Christy ran away to sea for good, she was at the school and accidently set it on fire, causing Adam to loose his sight? that event is slated for tonight or tomorrow-ish in Mopfam time. Not sure if you want to do something with that, Ed. Maybe that is the event...
  8. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: *adjusts jaw* Ten dollars? And a...*hunts in drawer* Cigerette lighter? Warning flashes onscreen: Smoking is bad for your health. Don't do it. You'll look like Mrs Moppet Senior.
  9. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    (Out of character: The Moppet Family is a Role-play game, of a tv sit-com, with characters played by various MC members. Originally started here, the game quickly established something of a cult following among it's players and developed into "The most complicated non-existant situation-comedy...
  10. Beauregard

    Paris Hilton Released?

    I am so out of the loop...
  11. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: *finds a rucksack and begins loading food from the fridge, a loaf of bread, a bottle of milk* Typical...we're out of coffee...*loads a packet of tea into bag* I hate that stuff...still... *pulls open a drawer and finds plane tickets to Italy* *snaffles them* Any luck on the money...
  12. Beauregard

    Paris Hilton Released?

    Wait...there are Beatles still alive?
  13. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: That works...*picks lock* Great...Can you go upstairs, on the right. It's...er...my mom's room where she keeps...*ahem*...my pocket money. Can you get all the money you find in there and bring it to me? *starts scrounching through cupboards downstairs, slipping certain items into pockets*
  14. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: It's like Finders keepers, loosers weepers...but sophisticated and less girly. *pulls out mobile phone and dials* Mom? Listen. I can't explain now, but I'm in France. Yes! You need to get here now. Meet me at Frank's place. Bye! *hangs up* Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four...*a...
  15. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: Well...most of the sit-coms on TV are too complicated to follow anyway...but, hey, you have a great idea...hide and seek...I've hidden from myself long enough, it's time I seek out a new life...*smiles as idea trickles* I have a better game...ever played find and keep?
  16. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: You want to play? *confused* I don't really...know the word. You mean like stratagy games? Battleships? Chess with guns? Paintballing? *to cameras* I've led a sheltered life...
  17. Beauregard

    Paris Hilton Released?

    Unsuccessfully, one might add. Math Teacher: Paris! Come to the front of this room and write, "I will not drink and drive" fifty times so that all the class can see you! While wearing this hidious orange gown.
  18. Beauregard

    Paris Hilton Released?

    It's the British way...
  19. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Parker: *lands where Mother was, slamming the blade into the mossy wood* *stumbles back* Christy...! *spins around, as if searching for her, but sees only Mairin* Nicky! *finally, turns to Mairin* Ok...I was wrong about one thing...just one. She doesn't love me...and I just don't hate her...
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