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Father: *is blown out of the hole by explosion, landing neatly on the pink flowery sofa* Honey I'm home! *blinks* Well that was random. -- Parker: *slammed against the front door by the explosion...face hits the glass, and sinks to the floor leaving a trail of saliva* Mrs Moppet Senior...

It's so cold here today that we'e started a fire. Half the contry has had so much rain that people aree literally being airlifted from their houses (in other words, about 5 foot of water in their living rooms if they live in a dip, but still...). It's windy, grey, and cold cold cold.

Oh my gosh....Fozzie as a stock broker...that's the funniest image I've seen all day. *giggles*

Toilets, lavatories, water closets, gentlemen's, ladies', W'C's, loo, lav, reading room...there are all kinds of alternatives. We'd never call a toilet a bathroom over here, unless there was a bath...in the room.

Hmm...I guess you could say it that way...Except that would make Kermit seem quite cruel, to play with her emotions that way...I can't quite imagine that Kermit would be that cruel?

I think as far as Jim was concerned, Kermit did love Piggy, but he was shy. Watch this, Jim and Frank improvising (and laughing! Listen carefully!) on camera while filming the Muppet Movie.

It's complicated. I know there are people at the forum who are experts at piecing together the various histories...in order to form one sweeping story. I'm not great at that, but I do have a few theories on how the relationship develops through the three original movies. The Muppet Movie, as...

Father: *underneith the house in the hole she just sealed* Either I just went blind, or the light-bulb blinked out. -- Meanwhile, back in the past, Beauregard Parker Moppet is reassembeling a gun in the living room, when the door opens and his mother appears... Mrs Moppet Senior: Bo...

Parker: *slams bedroom door open and moves to the bed, twisting the bed-knob on the headboard to raise the mattress, opening a complicated system of high-tech equipment compartments* Heck has no fury as a...er...a person scorned! Mrs Moppet Senior: *closes the door, from stood behind it, with...

Save my dignity? *falls apart laughing* As if...

Parker: *drops spec files, directory, and all kinds of other papers which scatter in every direction* Ron: *kisses Christy* Never hurts to be sure. Who knows when Mrs Anderson might shapeshift to snoop on her students... Parker: *opens and shuts mouth* Ron: So, what are you two ladies...

Parker: ...Parker is my...middle...my name, my middle name. It's my name. Hi. *stands up* Hi, Christy. *from further down the park comes a voice* Ron: Nicky! There you are. I've been searching for you for--*notices Izzy* --hokey practice? *twisty smile* *turns to Parker* Hello. Nice to...

She said awesome, not aweful...! Small but significant difference.

Parker: *now sitting on park bench, flipping through A-Z of local schools...* Animal School for talented talking pets...Horticulture School for...oh, plants...Magic School...unlisted number...* Typical...*flips more pages in preperation for mission* *flicks on the a portable radio* Parker to Big...

Father: *in the present* Come on Parker...she's not here yet...you have to do something... In the past... Parker: *opens spec files* C'NOC. Female. Student, boarding at school. Date, Thursday, 08:00 hours. Known relatives, A'C, second target, student living at home. Known friends. Ronald...

Parker: *leans against the fence* *sighs* Mrs Moppet Senior: *repelling from roof on a rope* Boy, I have another mission for you. Parker: Besides getting straight A's? Mrs Moppet Senior: What other kind of A's are there? Parker: *shrugs* What's the mish? Mrs Moppet Senior: A...

Parker: *walks towards the window, then changes mind, and dashes out of his room, down the stairs, and out the back door into the garden* Hi Christy, I was thinki-Oh...*notices she's gone inside*

Parker: *studying for a mission test, in bedroom, while trying to ignore the swinging feet passing his window* You are in a room surrounded by twenty-five well-armed ninjas, do you: a. faint, b. negotiate, c. go to backup-plan, d. seduce them, e. scream and wait to be rescued, or f. change...

Parker: *sighs and walks away from the house* Mom, do you really think she has a crush on me? Mrs Moppet Senior: I'll crush you if you go near her. Parker: *turns to look back at the house with an impish smile* I think I feel a sneeze coming on... Mrs Moppet Senior: Did I have to know...