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Whoop-dee-doodly-doo, here I am with another chapter. This one is not recommended for diabetics. Muppets from Earth Part 13: Short and Sweet ***** It was the evening of a long day for the Muppets. They had been in the theater since early that morning, making final preparations for the...

The titles of those episodes are "Dirtysomething" and "Heavy Mental," respectively.

Thanks! And, D'OH, now I feel like a dum-dum for not having Fozzie crack a lame yolk. What the shell was I thinking?

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Watching Muppets spin around in a front-loader, now THAT would be a win. Why didn't we see that on the Muppets go to Disney show? Cleaning the lint trap would be murder afterward, though.

Separate head and body, at least most of the time. Sometimes you can see the separation, as you can with the meditation skit on the Disney.com website. In one of the outtakes on the "Muppets from Space" DVD, Gonzo is even performed head only, without his body. Gonzo's neck is so thick, for...

Someone get hay fever meds for the bride, and do rings work for furred and/or feathered people? Ah well, no worries. Gonzo's known for thinking outside the box (and occasionally forgetting where the box was), so I'm sure he and Camilla will come up with something.

Ah, but will Scribber even know about it? He's lost a source of gossip, and I doubt they plan to make it a public event. I get the feeling that Gonzo prefers to keep his private life private.

Oh, poo. While formatting the story for this board I truncated cooter and lifford's names. Fixed. I'd considered having Stephanie continue paying more unwelcome attention to Gonzo, but decided that that would be corny soap opera, and one scene was sufficient to make the point. Stephanie is...

Muppets from Earth Part 12: Antici...pation ***** When Kermit, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Sam, Gonzo, and Camilla returned to the boarding house, they found a celebration well under way. Rowlf, the first to see them, greeted them with, "Welcome home, fellow humans!" Everybody laughed. Clifford...

Heh, Gonzo can't really know what a birthday is like, as he doesn't have one, and more than he has a real last name. When the egg hatches, remind him that a birthday is ten percent of that. Wait... a birthday is one tenth of a birthday? Or does it make a difference that it'll be a hatchday...

I don't normally incorporate ideas that others suggest into my stories, but I reserve the right to do so if... well, if I feel like it, okay? So have fun with this comic relief chapter of... Muppets from Earth Part 11: Inspiration ***** Backstage at the Muppet Theater, Kermit the Frog...

Heh heh, I've already selected a specific tango by Tom Lehrer for them. It's too perfect for that pair not to use. And now, to commemorate the fact that I feel like it, here's a snippet from Part 11... ** When Gonzo went down into the boarding house basement, which was the current home of...

That's really strange. I'm seeing Part 2 of PTC just fine. The link is at the bottom of Part 1. Part 2 It begins with "It was a cold, clear night. The stars, freed for now from the aurora which often fanned across the sky, cast a thin light over the snow-covered glacier." Is that the part...

Actually, the stories are in chronological order in a manner of speaking, in that they are in the order I wrote them. However, I can see how it might confuse, as I do skip back and forth between the several timelines I work with. As for Ess killing his daughter... er, which story do you mean...

Oops. I should have recognized FZB as Flying Zucchini Brothers. This may be an odd question, but when you've visited my website, did you find it easy to navigate? I had a visually impaired roommate in college, and years later she clued me in on ways to make websites accessible to people...

Whew. I really want this, but that's a mortgage payment for me.

What two-page mark? This be page 5. The red envelope is the icon beside the thread title. It changed from blue to red when it hit 1000 views. I'm not sure where Kermit's dressing room is. I couldn't find any consistent treatment on the show; one week a room would be Miss Piggy's, the next...

Hey, lookee that pretty red envelope. To celebrate the redness, here's another chapter of Muppets from Earth Part 10: Living Dangerously ***** It was a calm, warm day. It was a day thus far uncomplicated by depositions, upsetting tabloid articles, or other intrusions into the private lives...

The Count: I'll write summaries of my stories. Should I post in that thread or PM them? As for the inspiration for "Spring Chicken," my guess was that it was simply a way of giving Gonzo the best of both worlds. He'd never look at Big Bird again, especially if he can get a supply of those...