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------------- Yikes. Robin STARTED the fight? He hit first?? Uh...goodness. I think a talking-to harder than "that's not nice" from Uncle Kermit is in order! I could see Robin becoming upset enough to fight BACK, but...striking first? That's not good. Hope Kermit deals with this a bit more...

-------------------- Hee, hee, hee... Okay, a couple of awkward phrasings, but the jokes MORE than make up for 'em! The "frock and a hard face" is one of the best puns I've heard in a while (Spider Robinson would approve!) -- though I doubt Sam would be appreciative of the bust if he knew of...

------------- Wow...thanks guys! Walking tightropes is always fun -- :concern: Heck yeah! Watch THIS! Er... *deliberately averting gaze* uh, right. Well, sex IS a legitimate part of life and especially love, so why not, as long as the author can keep it no racier than primetime? I personally...

----------------- One of my clients has welcomed me harvesting fresh tangerines from the tree in his backyard and giving them away. Brought a huge bag to my former coworkers at teh bookstore a couple days ago, and today a bag for the librarians. Everyone should have fruit this time of year --...

------------------- Welcome in Friskies! (Or do you prefer Jill?) Please do post your art. There are a number of very creative people here, and many diehard Muppaphiles; I guarantee that you will learn more obscure Muppet trivia here than anyplace else! (Yeah, that was a poke at you, Toughpigs...

-------------------- Aspiring pro writer (yes, already published, but long long ago and in a magazine far far away and not my full name...yeah THAT sort of mag) and, currently, working as a senior caregiver for a caregiving organization. It's never boring, at least... Watch out with those arts...

------------------ Wonderful! I'm actually planning to make felt stockings themed after individual Muppets for friends & family next year...when hopefully I can afford the materials for the designs in my head! Great inspiration here, thanks for posting the pic! :) --------------------

------------------- A good friend of mine showed me a strange early-'60s film called "The Christmas Tree" or "When Wolves Cry" which she swears a local tv station used to show at Xmastime every year when she was a kid; I finally tracked down a copy on vhs and burned it to dvd for her, and...

Tommy Wiseau is a lunatic egomaniac who is utterly CONVINCED his film is High Art. He's become so legendary that the Rifftrax guys (Mike Nelson & Kevin Murphy from MST) have been throwing Tommy Wiseau jokes in numerous riffs since they totaled his trainwreck of a plotless melodrama -- as in...

---------------------- This year ought to go down as Death to Dictators Year. Hope next year brings more of the same, but without the months of bloodshed (Libya, anyone?)... Here's hoping Syria's next and quickly so. ------------------------

------------------ My mom just sent me this: Click on the link below. When it opens, if you drag your mouse across the picture you may be surprised. http://www.elion.ee/docs/joulukaart/eng/ Take a look. It's actually very sweet. Echoing Muppet fan: Happy whatever! :concern: Oh, I AM...

-------------------- Thanks charlie! Yes. Humor is very much intended. What's romance without smiling? :news: Glad you liked! Please feel free to critique anything and everything...all comments help me improve. ---------------------

Holy Prismacolors! That's freakin' good. Wish I could do that. -------------------

---------------------- *still laughing* VERY nice! Dynamic and over the top indeed. But hey, what's a Muppet Xmas without tacky sweaters, sarcastic rats, rimshots, and Gonzo going...er...gonzo? I do hope you manage to work Xmas cookies in there somewhere. I don't know why, but this feels like...

--------------- Uh oh. Hope they get Sweetums as official Wedding Bouncer to keep the paparazzi away and let only us legitimate journalists in! Not much of a clothing buff (no pun intended) but the dress looks loverly! Keep going Figgie! ----------------------

---------------- "Oh, great. Like we needed another geek ta crowd inta this teeny little satellite --" Shut up, Crow! Welcome in We Got Us! -----------------

------------------ When I was in high school, one local church used to decorate every tree on their grounds with lights. And I mean A LOT of trees, and a number of them were weeping willows...which look absolutely stunning with tiny lights all over, draped down with the fronds. I used to love to...

------------------------ Ahh...so Tricia is adopted! For a second there I thought you were intimating that this Lamont fellow was her dad, which would've been cool too (and perhaps in a way he is anyway). I like how you play with species ambiguity in this tale. :) Clifford's repartee with sassy...

---------------------- :news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! Reports of thousands of action figures suddenly animating and taking over the government buildings in San Juan, P.R. have shocked the news world! Although many experts scoff at the incredible details only now emerging from that island...

Part Eighteen (II) Rosie McGurk completely forgot his assigned daredevil when Fatwah danced closer to the back of the stage, wiggling the flat side of the sword down her entire body with a concerted shimmy as she bent over in a half-circle, still throatily singing: “Pachalafaka, pachalafaka...