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  1. newsmanfan

    Wanna Meet Girls? Wear Your Muppet shirt/beanie/etc

    Er...are we living in the same dimension?? Nuclear arms race, "Day After" paranoia rampant, homeless Vietnam vets, AIDS, cocaine, rampant blatant conspicuous consumption, Reaganomics and "trickle-down" theory, Tammy Faye and Jim Bakker, the rise of Saturday morning toy comemrcials disguised as...
  2. newsmanfan

    Our Daughter with Daddy's Muppets

    ---------------- Hear, hear! And that's an awesome collection of stuffies... ---------------------
  3. newsmanfan

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY EFFIE!

    :news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! Today is Effie's (ilovemusic's) birthday! Here to say a few words is our own Zoot, of the Electric Mayhem, Effie's mentor! :cool: .... :news: Psst...Zoot! That's your cue! :cool: Uh...right on! Yeah, like the Newsdude was sayin'... uhhhmm.... Oh -- oh...
  4. newsmanfan

    Bringing you the Truth...

    --------------------- Who's for Richard Branson finding us SANE people a new planet to go to and keep out the extremists? Show of hands! --------------------
  5. newsmanfan

    TMS fic: Growing Together

    ---------------------- Ahhh...so at least Kermit tries to warn Piggy the song won't be the glorious femme fatale bit she's hoping for...then again, she might be tres amused at the torture the singer endures to drown his sorrows! I liked Piggy's response about only interviewing in person. Glad...
  6. newsmanfan

    Under the Mistletoe

    ---------------- Awww peppermint kiss! Very cute. ;) And I like the idea of "secondary" Muppets getting their day in the sun, and being recognized in public by squealing fans. *ducking the debris sure to come flying from the Scooter Fan Club crowd* I didn't mean he's secondary! I mean, he's not...
  7. newsmanfan

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    ------------------------------ Hmm...Scribbler isn't cleaning that place for himself. He's cleaning it for her. Poor slob... The line about chickens chasing balloons made me stop and envision it for a long while. I have NEVER seen chickens chase balloons, and yes, I have been around chickens...
  8. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    --------------- Yeah, but Ohhhh Pig just doesn't have the same quality...SOME pig, on the other hand, now THAT was a catchphrase! What does MMN stand for? *whistles, finds some lint to brush off saddle shoes* Well, something's always a little OFF with Van Neuter. And what would be poor...
  9. newsmanfan

    Bringing you the Truth...

    --------------- Read the other day about the Afghan prez "pardoning" a woman in prison for sex outside of marriage who'd been raped by her uncle -- and he was pardoning her because she'd agreed to marry the uncle! And we SUPPORT these people without demanding serious change? WHAT? The entire...
  10. newsmanfan

    Voiceless (Dedicated to Richard Hunt)

    ------------------------ Fascinating concept...they're NOT puppets, but can't speak without their originators? Neat. That aside, yes, this is a lovely tribute. I didn't know that about Hunt not being able to move Sweetums...how terribly sad. What a horrible disease, robbing its victims of all...
  11. newsmanfan

    Under the Mistletoe

    ----------------------- Playful romance is always fun. :) Enjoyable read, Figgie! I especially liked so far: "Heckle them, not me, you fool!" "I went to a wedding that was so big--" Er, how big was it? ;) "Not my hai--!" Ah, the pig learns the perils of hitting first! There is always...
  12. newsmanfan

    Unofficial Picture Thread!

    -------------------- Sounds wonderful, Linkie! Glad you were able to attend. :) --------------------
  13. newsmanfan

    What is your wish for Christmas?

    ----------------------- Sending good wishes for all those who don't have even what little I do this year. When I'm rich and famous I'll do much, much more... :sympathy: "The kidnappers are demanding two Christmases each year and a hug from Mommy every night!" --------------------
  14. newsmanfan

    The... -wait fer it-... "What made you laugh today?" Thread

    ---------------- I feel like I ought to know that, but don't. What's it from? Sounds adorable, though! -----------------
  15. newsmanfan

    Our family at "The Muppets" movie

    ------------------------ Did you remember to buy popcorn for EVERYONE? :) -------------------------
  16. newsmanfan

    Before Gonzo was Great

    ---------------------- Very nice exploration of backstory! I always kind of imagined Gonzo arriving like the son of Jor-El in a big crashlanding egg, but this works fine! :concern: I enjoyed the idea of a foster-monster system, and of poor Gonzo not fitting in even among the other oddities...
  17. newsmanfan

    TMS fic: Growing Together

    ---------------------- Brava! An entertaining start! Yes, THAT particular Weird Al song is indeed a marvelous choice...and hey, that Al is pretty fit still, perhaps he could bound out of the way of a karate chop AND keep singing! Nice use of small descriptives in this -- Piggy gazing smokily at...
  18. newsmanfan

    I've Got My Muppet to Keep Me Warm

    (NOTE: This one-shot fic has been edited for content and to run in the post size allowed. Rated MC-MA: suggestive scenarios and gratuitous snugglebunnies. Parental supervision suggested for Muppets under the age of 45.) Gina turned the space heater up another notch. “Brrr!” Newsie nodded...
  19. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    Part Seventeen Eustace slipped into the dark control room, afraid to disturb his master, but feeling as though this phone call might be important enough to warrant the interruption…he hoped so, at least. He deeply hoped so. “A-ahem…your…your unutterable ssshadowinesss…” The merest shift in the...
  20. newsmanfan

    Unofficial Picture Thread!

    ------------------ Puckrox: LOVE the footies! Where'd you find 'em? I've only seen Kermit and Animal ones at Spencer's. And is that a signed pic of Hurley from "Lost"? Duuuuude! Killer! --------------------
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