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Well, I plan on doing a Maude, so not 90...but yeah. I've noticed the older generation seems not to get that job security is never-never-land now. ------------------

---------------- Er, very little on actual TV: I catch "House MD" and "Alcatraz" when I can (tonight I can, woo hoo!) and sometimes BriWi on "Rock Center." "The Mentalist" without fail. Otherwise, I have Series Five of "Doctor Who" to finally catch up on, and "Max Headroom" to wallow gloriously...

--------------------- My car is fixed. If it's on the West Coast I'll pony up for a ride share, folks... ------------------

----------------- *the Martians, having eaten all the socks, decide to go through the walls to Apt 1* Pink: Merp. Awwww. Hm? What what? Blue: AaaaaAAAWW...cat. Pink: Cat? Blue: Cat. Pink: *to BattyBat* Me-yowww. Greet-ings. ---------------

------------- Heh heh heh... "Did you just say hello?" "No, I said 'Allo!" Ms Widow reminds me a lot of a certain worm. Tea, how charming...I think Fozzie will have to drink more than 3 cups to get a decent tea out of it, though, with tiny cups! Glad he found someone who likes his jokes...

------------------ Well frog yes. Success isn't about money (sure, it's nice, but there are more satisfying things) or social status (who besides the Repubs care?)...it's about being satisfied with who you are, where you are, what you do. And having gone through a number of jobs and even...

------------------- :news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! Reports from this weekend say that the notorious comic-shop robber, known only as "Da Snowth", is still at large after a three-state, eighteen-officer chase! Citizens are to notify their local law enforcement if they see anyone looking like...

--------------- :news: *hurries after the muffled Muppets* Er, excuse me! Come on! Serious newsman here! Could all of you please just give me your answer to my question? Rhonda *catching up to him* I don't think they have any interest in current events, sunshine. :news: Well they should...

---------------------- I'm glad I finally got around to reading this! How perfectly Christmasy and perfectly Muppety! Faves: -- no one actually leaving, and all rallying in the park -- Gonzo offended at the suggestion he fly INSIDE the plane -- Kermit et al showing no judgment to the homeless...

----------------- *Newsie is attracted to sounds of a political rant, heads for Sam* :news: Ahem! Mr Eagle. I am conducting a survey of all the HV residents. What Muppet-related issue would you most want addressed by the White House this coming year? *meanwhile, a pink thing and a blue thing...

------------------ For an art trade with Slackbot! from her fic "Growing Together." Janken wants to help out; he just needs a little motivation...and Piggy is happy to provide it! ----------------

----------------- My favorite parts about TMS first season were that Newsie actually got to interact with the guest stars numerous times in those ridiculous news interviews. They showed a depth of intelligence and a sort of begrudging toleration on his part for the silliness that is TMS; later...

--------------------- Good luck to your dad, Princeton! Make sure he stays positive and plans for things he wants to do after the surgery; keep looking ahead and assume it will all go well. Corny though it sounds it really does work. Best to your family. :) ----------------------

I buy EVERYTHING used. Shelling out for "The Muppets" ahead of time has been a rarity for me! -------------------

------------------- I'd mark down those inner critics as part of the OCD, no? There comes a point when you have to not only self-analyze your talent but learn to trust your instinct as to what's good and what sucks. I wish I could give you the key to that but I honestly have no idea when the...

-------------------- I collect box sets still. Why load up your hard drive with stuff you're not going to watch 24/7? Save that space for the things you use all the time, dudes. Plus, I'm not privileged enough to afford internet access at home right now, so streaming really isn't an option. And...

----------------------- :news: I wasn't aware a Butkus was running for office. Rhonda: Can I write that one down in my laughable quotes book? *jots it down in a tiny notepad* Butkus...office...got it. :news: *waving flyer someone stuffed under the apt door* I mean honestly! Wayne has the...

--------------------- I liked it -- but kept wondering when everyone was going to break into a song about rain! Ru as the new teach on SS? Love it. I just hope Grover's not in her class, he'd get all encrushed and try to clean the (cough) erasers (cough cough cough) right in the middle of class...

(Author's Note: the views of all monsters expressed within this story, including dietary preferences, are purely the monsters'. Newsmanfan accepts no responsibility for these views and is only presenting them as commentary. Concerning diet, which previously had been an issue for some readers...

----------------- Getting there on Scooter. I'm tackling that particular Muppet this week too, for someone else, so at the moment you're probably farther along than me! ;) And the green thing is OBVIOUSLY Slimer masquerading as a cuddly throw blanket. You eat cookies in bed, don't you...