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  1. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------------- Ed, clementines are like Mandarin oranges. Very small, very sweet, peel easily and the bitters aren't as hard to get off. Great for snacking. :) :news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! Tricky Dick Nixon has been sighted within the building! Rhonda: Genius, it's only a mask...
  2. newsmanfan

    The question plaguing us all

    ----------------- MUPPETS in tights!! Er...wait. That means Gonzo. :concern: Well, Gonzo's cool... ------------------
  3. newsmanfan

    Dealing with depression and anxiety

    ------------------ Hey, in dealing with others' problems I get to escape my own for a little while. :) ------------------
  4. newsmanfan

    The "I Did Something Stupid Today" Thread

    Have you tried confusing cats? --------------
  5. newsmanfan

    How I Spent My Summer Vacation (A Muppet Fic)

    ----------------------- :hungry: Voon der yunyunshtuffs emploodie der boom-boom, un der shookeeny und no der chop-chop... Uh, yeah. What HE said. Clearly you set this particular episode where I live. Called in a gunfight on my front lawn once and it took the bored fat cop 45 mins to bother to...
  6. newsmanfan

    Having Each Other (Ush-Gush)

    ------------------ :news: He IS finding a like mind just by being himself! It worked! Shhh. Don't interrupt the storyteller. Nice Figgie! I can absolutely picture Cliff doing some street performing in the Big Easy. Although that particular song always makes me think of the Weird Al version...
  7. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    --------------- You are SO a Potternerd! Scooter is Harry -- thought Ron would be too obvious, and besides, the glasses are perfect! I'm not saying who Wayne and Wanda came as. Points for anyone who gets it. Hint: they had a tv variety show. One went on to a solo singing career and one turned...
  8. newsmanfan

    Slackbot draws stuff

    ------------------ You are deeply, deeply ill. I like that. :eek: --------------------
  9. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    *would not be surprised to see Ernie in shades, bling, and a Bentley* Long weekend, though not the lost kind, unfortunately. Work work work. At least it's hours, which means pay. Rhonda: Good. Does this mean you're buying the cheese tonight? Since when are we having cheese tonight? Rhonda...
  10. newsmanfan

    When your spouse thinks your crazy...

    Er....disagree strongly. Thinking about the world, life, etc in the same fashion is a much stronger basis for compatibility than liking the same TV shows! Of course, if you think similarly, odds are you'll be able to enjoy the other person's interests too... ----------------
  11. newsmanfan

    Slackbot draws stuff

    -------------------- On the other hand, this could be a really, REALLY twisted game of Clue... ------------------
  12. newsmanfan

    Dealing with depression and anxiety

    -------------- Well, it beats the old "my frog ate my homework" bit.... Hang in there. :sympathy: ----------------
  13. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ----------------- Gotta admit, love the cheese fries. Rhonda: Me too. Ummm...but your little pies turned out good too. *rewarming both the cheese and the meat empanaditas* Guava, huh? I like guava. Every Florida kid grows up with that on their PB&J's. Uh...*spots a yellow nose under the...
  14. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    ----------------- And for those of you born too late: Note: extra special brownie points for anyone who knows which movie is being referred to during the in-car conversation between Scooter, Sara, Kermit & Piggy...and if you can not only name the movie, but ALSO know what critic publicized...
  15. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    Part Twenty-Four (II) “Okay, girls, okay, everybody gets a turn,” Fozzie chided, and the chickens stopped clucking at one another and drew straws to determine who would bowl first. Fozzie checked the basket of small candy pouches behind him; he was supposed to hand them out to anyone who bowled...
  16. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    Part Twenty-Four (I) Emily Bear fluffed out the sheaves of cornstalks she’d just tied to the porch posts, smiling as the sound of a sputtering engine hove around the last bend in the gravel drive. Turning, she dusted her hands on her cheery pumpkin-design apron and watched the old Chevy truck...
  17. newsmanfan

    Your Muppet holy grail

    -------------- One of the discarded Newsman puppets from the old days, if such a thing even exists. Even if he was "toast," I could use him as a basis to build my own spiffy new one, and he'd go everywhere with me. :news: ----------------
  18. newsmanfan

    What song can you not get out of your head?

    ---------------- I have NO idea why, but "There's a Light" (complete with audience interaction) from RHPS. I'm blaming Kim. Just because. ;) ------------------
  19. newsmanfan

    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    ------------------ Welcome in Cal! Please refrain from throwing peanuts at the hecklers...it only encourages them. Do not accept any "special test formulas" from Bunsen, and do not try to free the Muppaphones because Marvin's mallet is very heavy and will hurt you. Other than that....glad you're...
  20. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------------- Interesting salad...I don't eat eggs so I'll have to pass...but I'm sure my roomies will love it. Rhonda: Oh heck yeah. So what are YOU making? Hmm...I think I'll put together some empanaditas, but I'll need help. They're easiest to make assembly-line style. If I make the...
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