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----------------- I'm just not seeing the "racist" stuff either. Are two stereotypical kinds of neighborhoods portrayed AS EXTREME STEREOTYPES of their kind? Well, yeah. That's kind of the POINT. Smalltown is so hyper-ridiculously, never-really-existed, ideal small-town (the kind the...

------------------- :news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! Wayne Butkus has taken the conservative nominations in three states! Rhonda: What? Goldie, baby, we've been through this...that's not Wayne. *looking at repetitive political nonsense on MMN* Gotta admit, it DOES look like him... :news...

--------------- Not to mention the scads of debt most young people run up in even taking those classes for that ultimately useless degree. I was lucky enough, between scholarships and a small fund my grandfather started for me at birth, that even though I was on the 5-year plan I paid for very...

------------------- I think they do have souls, and they do remember people who were good to them. My last cat has come back to guide me through nightmares sometimes. Hope you see your Nubey in a similar fashion, Tutterfan. My sympathies. :sympathy: -------------------

At least you had enough gas to get home! --------------------

----------------- Welcome in Chezzie and Handsome Groundhog! Er, I think Clifford's more of a catfishy...um...something... Few simple guidelines to make your stay more enjoyable: 1. Rizzo cheats at three-card monte. Do NOT accept an offer to "play for free." The first one's ALWAYS free and...

----------------- :news: Oh, right. I didn't realize it was on an oil field. Er...wait. How did I get on the roof? *panics* Shelter! Must find shelter! Rhonda *trots up with spray in hand* 'Scuse me folks. Hey Goldie. *when Newsie looks up, Rhonda sprays him in the face* :news: ... pretty...

I bow. I cannot top Muppets in drag. Especially possessed ones. --------------------

------------------ :news: News Flash! Oil refinery turned into glistening, sticky amusement park overnight! Rhonda: Sticky? :news: Er...made of sticks. Little sparkly ones. I think they're sort of like crystallized sugar. Rhonda: What's it called, Swizzlestickville? :news: They're Doozers...

------------------- Had one a couple of nights ago in which the fact that I'd heard a soundtrack on CD was a major dream plot point, though I have zero recollection of why. But on this CD, the Newsman had been allowed to sing lead vocals on several songs! NO idea what songs, or why, or the whole...

:news: Er...uh...ahem. *blush* Uh -- we must have the same sources! She wanted to know earlier how to figure out if her pc will play Blurays. Um...I referred her to Dr Van Neuter, whom I presume knows a lot more about stingrays, manta rays, and blu rays than I do. Rhonda: Tell me you're...

--------------- :news: Cotterpin's here? I should go say hello. Rhonda: Nah, leave her be a while. She's busy foiling villains. *beat* :news: Why would she be wrapping villians in -- Rhonda *grabs his tie and yanks his nose down to hers* Don't. Even. ------------------

:news: Hilarious! And brava Piggy! ------------------------

------------------ :news: What are you doing? Bumping this, what else? :news: Uh...sounds rude. No. Just a way of keeping a good fic in the public eye until its author can catch up to it. :news: "Catch up to..." Oh no. Did Ru lose her car? Uh...not that I know of. She's really busy, though...

----------------------- Regrettably I have to agree with Beaker. In some cases there IS no rehab, in some cases locking them up for life or killing them are the only recourses to keep others safe. In extreme cases I do support the death penalty -- but it ought to be an absolute, 100% certainty...

------------------------ Not being "established in a career" is the new norm. Thinking otherwise is having one's head in the sand. I've already accepted the fact I don't really have a career, just a string of jobs, most of which served the utilitarian purpose of paying the bills. Maybe one day...

---------------- Whew! Taxes all done! I get moneh! Yaaayyyyy!:) :news: Oh good! I...er...could you help with mine? Dunno. I only use the EZ form. Are you itemizing deductions? Rhonda: He should itemize medical expenses. :news: I'll have you know that Moo Cross covers everything! Rhonda: So...

------------- Like I said, ya forgot the boar-boobs... LOL Love it! :news: ------------------

--------------------- Rhonda *perks* Vitamin C in a meringue?? Now that I could go for. :news: Um...I have these... *offers the rat some of his gummi vitamins* Rhonda: Muppavite Gummis? Really? :news: It's important to stay healthy! Sharp mind in strong foam, Rhonda. Rhonda: You. Go talk to...

---------------- Those better not be Canadian quarters. *bell tolls* Yes! Score one for Ed. He only gets the chocolates if he knows the movie, though... Wanda came in the straight hair wig that was the performer's trademark for a long long time. Nafrisco must wait...we have a daredevil...