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  1. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------------ Hey Kelly! Tell the spooks I said Hi! Visit the Tiki Room! Rhonda: I'm going to dinner. YOU can lift the sofa off the foamhead. ------------------
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    Favorite Books/Authors

    *snoring* Guh...wuh..wha? Oh, sorry...um. Tim O'Brien has a good rep, but Dreiser and Masters are duller than concrete. Sounds very, um, classic-American-lit heavy. Do they read anything more modern, or genres other than Boring? Sea-Wolf is fun, though a bit melodramatic, and I have a friend...
  3. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ---------------- Maaann...I miss DW. Was 18 last time I went. The Haunted Mansion has always been my first-must-ride attraction. :news: H-haunted? Uh...ahem. You know, there's no such thing as ghosts! Rhonda *rolls eyes* Tell it to Deadly, sunshine. :news: Wauugh! *dives under sofa* He's...
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    Unofficial Picture Thread!

    Seconded. You look like you just found the Grinch under the tree! ----------------
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    The "I Saw Something REALLY Weird Today" Thread

    -------------- I WISH you could bottle that.... -------------
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    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    ------------------ Welcome all noobs! :news: That sounded rude. It isn't. Okay, how about, greetings to all probies! :concern: Probes? COOL! Where do I sign up? Uh, no, no...um...glad to see all these new faces! :oops: What happened to their old ones? sigh... -------------
  7. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ---------------- Rhonda: Vintage New Zealand aged cheddar, check. Chocolate bottle of chocolate champagne truffles, check. Le grand cochon bath oil, check... :news: Um, what are you doing? Rhonda: Puttin' together a gift basket for Ru. :news: Oh. Right. Rhonda: You wanna contribute? *holds...
  8. newsmanfan

    Happy Birthday To Our Beloved Ru!!

    ----------------- :news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! Today marks the anniversary of the day Marvin Suggs was pounded into hamburger helper after mistaking Miss Piggy's...er...decotellage...for two of his Muppaphones! When interviewed for comment, Piggy told this reporter: "Marvel who? He did...
  9. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    (thank you! I like coconuts! :news:) Part Twenty-Eight Mondays being the weekly “dark days” for the Muppet Theatre, nobody was around when the Newsman burst into the backstage entry and sprinted through the stage right wing to the basement stairs. “Hello?” he yelled as he ran, “Hello? Dr...
  10. newsmanfan

    Muppet Easter?

    -------------- Just wondering if anyone else has seen anything out for sale for Easter which is Muppety in the least. I snagged a few boxes of the Valentines, and the Kermit-heart plushes sold out quickly here. Wondering why I haven't seen, for example, Kermit and Piggy baskets? or Muppety...
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    The "It's A Great Time To Be A Muppet Fan" Thread - No Pessimism Allowed!

    You can do that through Amazon if you use their expedited shipping...but it'll cost extra down the line. YES it is a wondrously Muppety time of the year! You'll see hats and cute keychains, cool shirts and fond refrains of lines we all cheeeer..it's the most Muppety time of the yeeeear...
  12. newsmanfan

    When a Muppet says...

    -------------------- SO many good examples...I too adore the way Gonzo always says "Cool!". You just KNOW he's contemplating something suicidally stupid at that moment. Anytime the chickens sing. I've been playing Camilla's version of "Forget You" so often I can just about sing it WITH them...
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    Dreams about Muppets...

    ---------------- I had an odd dream a couple of nights ago involving me trying to persuade a very skeptical Newsman that Muppet-themed MUFFINS were a GREAT idea. I blame ALL of you for this. --------------
  14. newsmanfan

    Another deleted scene video

    -------------- These rock! Thanks for posting! -------------
  15. newsmanfan

    Help a Brotha Out...

    ----------------- Eh, as long as it's not termite offal... Or the aliens marking you. Have you worn a watch? Check and see if eleven minutes are missing! ---------------
  16. newsmanfan

    My 4 year old niece

    --------------- I've never understood the whole princess thing, Disney or otherwise...but yaaaayy for you spending time with your nieces! :) -------------
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    Dealing with depression and anxiety

    ----------------- Get out those grad school brochures and start organizing what you need to do. Productive, distracting, AND helps secure your own future. Hang in there Charlie. :sympathy: -------------------
  18. newsmanfan

    Having Each Other (Ush-Gush)

    ----------------- :news: Why would anyone SIT on babies?! That's terrible! I think she meant take care of them. :news: Eek! That's even worse! I saw 'Felt Fiction' you know! sigh... --------------------
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    Unofficial Picture Thread!

    --------------- Got tired of my online pics making me look hung over. (I actually don't GET hangovers-- genetic quirk.) So here's a new one, complete with Newsie jacket and stripey socks...
  20. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------------ *singing at top of lungs* It's raining Butkuses! Hallelujah! It's raining...no. Even I don't have the stomach for that one. :news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! The largest hoard of Hostess Ding Dongs left in the US may well be right here in Hensonville! Investigators are...
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