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  1. newsmanfan

    What does your voice sound like...

    ------------------- I used to process books listening to Captain Beefheart and some truly weird lounge acts. Good times. A sixth-grade teacher of mine used to ask me to read aloud in class often. Called mine the "perfect news voice." Maybe that's part of why I love a certain journalist...
  2. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ---------------- Pink *eyes empty carton suspiciously* What? what what what? Blue: AwwAWWWWW. Mm. Chick-en. Pink: Awwwww chick-en! Yip! yip yip yip yip chick-en yip! *rending, ripping noises draw a sleepy Newsman to kitchen* :news: Err... *stares at martians; they pause, cardboard sticking...
  3. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ----------------- :news: Here is a Muppet News Flash! Wayne Butkus is STILL unpopular! Rhonda: Stop. Just stop. :news: Okay...I know...slow news day... *looks shamefaced* Rhonda: Really, Goldie. That's like the old "Franco is still dead" joke. :news: Um... So. Um. What's your take on this...
  4. newsmanfan

    Newsman question

    --------------- YES he can now blink -- and no, he didn't used to have that ability! On TMS Jim would wrinkle his brow to make him do his trademark scowl. I was delighted to see the blink in the movie, and moreso when I found out he was rebuilt to do exactly that! :news: ------------------
  5. newsmanfan

    Judging Your Own Creativity

    LOL! HAN SHOT FIRST! ---------------
  6. newsmanfan

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    ------------------ 'Cause I know Ru's papers for her classes are almost done...BUMP. :news: Ack! What was that? It's not night. Promise. :news: Oh. Whew...okay. Nice scoop too. Thanks. I try. --------------------
  7. newsmanfan

    Recent Gonzo Fanart

    ------------------ Cute indeed. I can just hear that gravelly voice: "I brought ya a flower..." ------------------
  8. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    --------------- :news: *PERK* Scoop??! Rhonda: Heh...looks like you better go make nice with the monsters. :news: *wringing hands* I...I suppose that would be prudent. Um...do they like bath salts? I still have a whole basket of them that my auntie gave me, but they're all lavender and...
  9. newsmanfan

    Muppets Hollywood "Walk of Fame" after party pics

    ---------------- Well, I couldn't view Rocco's pics for some reason, but thanks for the link, Phillip! Cute interviews. Who was performing Sweetums? Brian? ---------------
  10. newsmanfan

    Your Most Relatable Characters

    Is he related to Mr Greenjeans? ---------------
  11. newsmanfan

    Judging Your Own Creativity

    ------------------- Snowth, though your method of destruction-by-drowning of a fic made me smile, I have to recommend burning them. You can toast marshmallows that way, and make them useful! :news: I took a look at your fics. Not into the Chipmunks myself, but honestly I saw some character...
  12. newsmanfan

    Favorite Books/Authors

    Man...the Vermicious Knids STILL give me the creeps! They spell your doom! Aaaaah! ------------------
  13. newsmanfan

    What does your voice sound like...

    "Yes Mrs Whitepicketfence, we'll ship that order of every Palisades Muppet set right to you...oh...your nephew? Sure, we'll ship it to him and charge it to your credit card, no problem!" --------------------
  14. newsmanfan

    Dealing with depression and anxiety

    Yeeesh. Fingers crossed! And, um, toes. I have weird toes. Possibly they bring good luck to OTHER people... I wonder if there's anyplace in this country where you could work/live which doesn't have bad pollen/road dust/constant construction? Might be worth looking into, at least, for future...
  15. newsmanfan

    I won't be posting anymore...

    ---------------- Thanks guys. I now have a Fraggle version of the opening credits from "Welcome Back Kotter" running through my disturbingly easily influenced head... :concern: --------------
  16. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------------ Rhonda: So, are you gonna cover this tourney or what? :news: Basketball? I don't do sports. Rhonda *rolling eyes* I wouldn't've guessed. No, I'm talking about the Muppet tournament thing. Did you vote for anyone? :news: Er. Ahem. My personal voting status is not a matter...
  17. newsmanfan

    Judging Your Own Creativity

    ------------- Good topic Snowth. Answer: H*LL yeah, all the time! I think the danger as an artist in ANY medium is if you stay in the "I think my work is awesome" mindset for an extended period of time...we should always be moving upward, improving, perfecting -- not to sound all Jonathan...
  18. newsmanfan

    Dealing with depression and anxiety

    ---------------- Heralde, don't wait for "the right day". Just tell them they're not a good friend to you and cut them off, period. Change phone numbers if you have to, block access on social networks, etc. Don't suffer abuse of any kind, especially a self-absorbed "friend" who only makes you...
  19. newsmanfan

    Muppet stuff for Crocs!

    Yep that's them! I'm going back for more before they sell out. ---------------
  20. newsmanfan

    The Muppet with the Dragon Tattoo

    ------------- Cute. Cute art. :) ----------------
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