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  1. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ---------------- :news: Ru? Piggy? Uh, *ahem* Happy Birthdays to You, Happy Birthdays to ---ooof! *glares at Rhonda* Stop PUSHING! Rhonda: You can't sing. Ya sound like ya got felt in your throat. Happy Birthdays, to the only girls that can almost dress better than me! *she hands gift cards...
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    Silent Hensonville

    ----------------- Though I don't know much about the game, this is a great (and somewhat disturbing) musing on the nature of our avatars. Who here hasn't wished we COULD share a world with living, breathing Muppets/Fraggles/Hensoncritters? Who hasn't wished we could shape our lives more to our...
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    Who was worse?

    ------------------ Honestly, I think Bitterman dripped evil with every line better than Tex did. --------------
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    I noticed there is no Muppets bed sheets?

    --------------- Uh...great. Do I have a tape measure in cm? Somewhere I must... They look wonderful, though. --------------
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    Favorite Books/Authors

    -------------- I wish you joy in the acquisition, then. ;) --------------
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    Someone Answer This Question!!!

    ----------------- Jasper Fforde wrote several good riffs on that whole raven/writing desk joke. I won't ruin them by posting here, but I highly recommend his Thursday Next series for literary puns and jokes aplenty! I actually have to be tested for TB every year for my job. Talk about...
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    The "Have You Ever Wondered..." Thread

    Actually, no...that's the day it was first read aloud in public in Philly. It was signed on the 2nd. John Adams predicted our nation would forever celebrate the 2nd of July! And Halloween IS All Hallow's Eve. Same day/night. Don't even get me started on the dates for religious holidays and...
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    Getting Swamped

    -------------------- I...wow. Ru, you understand and convey human emotional turbulence with a mastery I would expect from a PhD psych who also had an artistic soul -- should such an unlikely creature ever exist. I have much to mull over. Thank you for writing this, and thanks more for deciding...
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    Fan art

    -------------- Eh well. Maybe it's just Chrome having a hissy. ------------
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    The "It's A Great Time To Be A Muppet Fan" Thread - No Pessimism Allowed!

    -------------- *mad stupid giggles in middle of library* UN-DER-WEAR! UN-DER-WEAR! ---------------
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    I noticed there is no Muppets bed sheets?

    --------------- Translated the page but I still don't see sheet sizes... and yikes, that's how many $ US? --------------
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    Muppet Pajamas and Bandaids at Walmart

    -------------- Pink. WHY did it have to be PINK? Yeesh... ----------------
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    Muppet Easter?

    Hey DrTooth -- I bought extra boxes of the Valentines, if you need one... Muppet eggs. Now that's cool. I had a great idea today for Carl the Big Chocolate Bunny...already Photoshopping! -------------------
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    Rumor: Lindsay Lohan in "The Muppets" Sequel?

    ---------------- Should we move this thread to the "signs of the apocalypse" section? -------------
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    Fan art

    ---------------- Nope. Are you posting the picture's URL? ---------------
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    The "I Saw Something REALLY Weird Today" Thread

    --------------- Finding one of my clients, an Alzheimer's chap, in the bathroom smearing toothpaste up his nose. Apparently he wanted the Vicks Vaporub. Hard not to laugh. --------------
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    Advice on getting over family deaths

    -------------- Miss K, so sorry you're having to go through this. It sounds like you don't have much of a support network right now, and that only makes it worse, I know. I'm with Charlie -- your teachers should know what you're dealing with so they won't come down on you. Have your parents talk...
  18. newsmanfan

    Calendar Oneshot: March Mushy Muddy

    ---------------- It does seem the frog & pig's relationship can get rather...um...crowded at times, yes! How nice to see them finally get a little time to themselves. Okay, it wasn't that cute little cabana on Wakiki...but at least Kermit took the time to really express how special Piggy is to...
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    Fan art

    ------------ Miss K, could you repost? I'm not getting that link. :oops: Do you want me to get him for you? --------------
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    Hensonville City 2011

    --------------- Rhonda *strolls by machine where Zoot is collapsed; she munches unconcernedly on a Spicy Doodle* TOLD ya never to play with the Vend-A-Face-Snack machine. :news: *still trying to untangle self from crepe streamers trailing along behind him* Agreed. You'd think Muppets would...
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