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Okay, Edvard darlink--you get the prize for the worst pun of the day! If only Steve had been cracking HEADS instead, we might have gotten some sense from the hosts....

Here is a question that I want to know the answer to but I can't imagine who to ask. I know that, for example, when Kermit and Fozzie record for an album or something that, um, Kermit and Fozzie don't go to the studio. By an amazing feat of special effects, a man named Steve Whitmire is able...

Yay, Jamie! I DO hear what you're saying. I know you aren't saying that you don't like Piggy or don't respect her diva-ness but you are right that she does eclispe, well, everything (even the moon in TMM!) when she is around. That in itself is a powerful point in Kermit's favor when he tries...

I wanted to ask/comment on several things but I'm afraid if I start trying to copy and quote I'll just mess up, so let me just ask and anybody who knows the answers can chime in. 1st question: Piggy ruin the muppets? HAHAHAHAHA! ! Who in their right mind thinks Piggy has ruined the...

Tut, tut, tut! I am going to have to disagree with you here, but luckily it's not a matter of opinion--I can give you proof. If you think Kermit has been saying the same old thing "since the 1970s" you are wrong--here are (just) two of my favorite examples: 1. Check out the 30th...

I haven't weighed in in a while on the frog-pig dynamic (except on the fanfic section) but I'm going to have to side with those that say the topic of the romance is tiresome because Kermit ONLY says the same old tired things over and over and over. First, they ask him about it. He hems and...

A message to the nervous and distraught: Hang in there! Do what I do at the movies--cover your face and make someone else tell you when the bad parts are over. We're not quite done with the scary parts yet, but we're getting there. Promise.

Chapter 61: Transcendent Last night’s show had left Kermit satisfied and tired. He’d slept the sleep of the righteous and woken up early, full of new ideas for the New Year’s Show. And Christmas. He had to start thinking about Christmas. He had less than two weeks to get things ready, and...

The door to apartment 20 opens and closes and a bewildered green figure and a baffled fuzzy brown one are left staring around the apartment with consternation. It looks a little like Dorothy's house after the tornado had picked it up and whisked it around for a bit. Kermit: Um, Ru? Are you...

Oh, Leyla, Sweetie! I'm not sure what to say until I can answer your questions in story, but you have been reading this story long enough to know that one of it's themes is that we don't really appreciate what we have until it's threatened. Many people believe that the opposite of love is...

Chapter 60: Translucent “A tree?” said Mabel. “Like a Christmas tree?” “Right,” said Rizzo. “We need something to decorate for Christmas.” “What about that thing Doc Honeydew built?” Mabel asked, but before the words were out she remembered Beaker’s unexpected haircut. “Nevermind,” she...

Oh! Welcome, my sister in ush-gush! In my (regretably vocal) opinion, the world just can't have too much frog-pig snuggling! Yay for first dates that lead to second dates! And yay for the collaborative efforts needed to get Kermit over his pre-date jitters! Keep at it!

Chapter 12: The Luck of the Amphibious Kermit flexed his shoulder gingerly, knowing it would be sore tomorrow, and submitted with good grace to being examined. Robin had already received a thorough once-over by the Hensonville practitioners and been declared sound (and infused with lime...

Wow--an almost ushy-gushy story from the Prawncracker--who'd have thunk it? This was very nice to come back to. Hope the wedding goes off without a hitch. Um, no, wait. That's not right. Um--With a hitch. That is, with the two of THEM hitched. To each other, I mean. Not to anything...

Chapter 11: Don’t Miss Your Queue Stuffed with pancakes, pie and punch (Kermit was having a bit of a Sesame-Street-inspired flashback), Robin had finally declared himself no longer starving. He had belched delicately, giggled and then asked permission to run and play with the Frog Scouts and...

Hi folks. I'm back but with sad news. My very wonderful Grandmother has passed this realm and we have made our final journey home to see her on her way. I am reminded of Kermit as Bob Crachit asserting with great calmness about the naturalness of the partings we all experience in life, but I...

Oh, what a TERRIFIC idea, Ed! I hereby dub Mrs. Statler "Penelope Statler" and, by a strange and wonderful coincidence, the Statlers and Waldorfs are due to appear in this story sometime very soon. Thanks to all for the patience. My laptop is being tended and I am continuing to write is a...

I hope to get back to this very soon--been a little crazy here! It is hard to believe that this story is almost two. (Oh, sheesh--does that mean it will start saying "No, no, NO!" to me soon?) I am going to do my best to get this up and running again this week. Hugs to all of you who haven't...

Hi guys--I've been awol for a bit. My grandmother is very ill and we have been home. Now we're back HERE home and trying to catch up. She is a little better. On a MUCH less serious note, my laptop is probably going to go home for visit sometime this week as soon as I can get my files off...

(Not quite finished--still got a few loose threads to tie up....