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  1. Ruahnna

    Getting Swamped

    Chapter 27: Home Again, Home Again, Jiggety-Jig They stood on the threshold of the huge Spanish-style house and looked at each other. It was much too big for them, and still so new that it hardly felt like home, but what did feel like home to Piggy was to stand here, with Kermit’s arms around...
  2. Ruahnna

    Getting Swamped

    Chapter 26: Somewhat Blue “I can’t believe it’s time for you to go back,” said Jane. She bustled about, fussing unnecessarily. Jane was easily the most unflappable frog that Piggy knew, but she also knew from recent experience that when Jane fussed it was only to cover for some other...
  3. Ruahnna

    Getting Swamped

    You little mind-reader, you! The next chapter is "Somewhat Blue," which is, indeed, a play on the phrase "Something Blue." The complete rhyme is: Something old, something new Something borrowed, something blue And a silver sixpence in her shoe. And these, of course, are all...
  4. Ruahnna

    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Ru: (Rather disheveled, rushing onto the stage) Oh! I'm late--I'm so sorry I'm late! But I'm here! I'm here and I'm so happy for the Kissy-kissy award! (Wiggles fingers at Kermit, who blushes and waves back, and blows kisses to Miss Piggy, who is preening for reporters and ignoring her.) I...
  5. Ruahnna

    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Ru: (in hoarse stage whisper from under her seat, where she is hiding) Would it be possible for the posts that announce the award to be titled with the name of the award? I'm having trouble telling which award is being awarded, because the name is sometimes buried in the description...
  6. Ruahnna

    The Fourth Semi-Annual Official Muppet Central Forum Awards Ceremony

    Ru: (Slides into seat breathlessly and more than a little disheveled. Gives Piggy a disgruntled look.) Way to leave me out in the cold, roomie. When did the awards start? Piggy: (tossing golden hair over her shoulder) Moi was fashionably late. Besides, you were talking to those nice men in...
  7. Ruahnna

    Getting Swamped

    Chapter 25: Author of Mischief Lovingly dedicated to Toga in particular, and to all the other mischief-makers here at MC. May our tales never fall off, and may our mischief never cease! Ru/Catherine The water was quiet and still. Still waters run deep, don’t they? At least, that’s...
  8. Ruahnna

    A Cure for the Common Valentine

    Nice to be so. Working frantically to catch up! Happy Valentine's Day! (And may the new year bring as much frog-pig happiness as it can contain!)
  9. Ruahnna

    A Cure for the Common Valentine

    The real ending Gonzo had redeemed himself with hard work and self-abasement, and Camilla had finally consented to be presented with the box of chocolate-covered corn and mealworms. Gonzo related same to Rizzo when he and Camilla returned after a nice, romantic trip through several carwashes...
  10. Ruahnna

    A Cure for the Common Valentine

    The (real) end of the story (Arghh! Like the rest of muppetdom, I'm being plagued with computer problems. I DID run a spell check and attempt to correct my wayward grammar and rampant irregularies in style (not in characters!) before I posted, but apparently they did not take! Also, I...
  11. Ruahnna

    A Cure for the Common Valentine

    Piggy sat up in bed and decided it was a very bad idea. Stupid cold. She sank back down onto the pillows and let the eiderdown comforter drift over her like a snow bank. Sitting up had made her head hurt, but lying down made her throat hurt. She assumed that her stopped-up ears and eustacian...
  12. Ruahnna

    Muppets Trivia

    Jumping in with a two-parter! What song was song by Miss Piggy and two different female co-stars--one on The Muppet Show and one on Muppets Tonight? (No fair looking on muppet wiki!)
  13. Ruahnna

    Please Pray -- Family Crisis

    Hey Sweetie--I know sometimes we assume our support goes without saying--but it shouldn't! I put you and your family on our prayer list when I heard the news, and I am thinking of you while you are far from them. Please take extra care of yourself during this stressful time. I'm glad to...
  14. Ruahnna

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Catherine: (touching her lips) Well, that was a pretty satisfying New Year's. I haven't used my pucker so much since (eyes Fozzie), um, since, er, last year. Piggy: (sighing and rolling her eyes) Amateur. Kermit: Piggy! (rubbing his neck gingerly) I think you sprained my neck. Piggy...
  15. Ruahnna

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Muppety Songs from the Las Vegas Show! OMGosh! Since I am technology-deficient (not quite as bad as Kermit) and since Ed is such a darling, I can share with you two of the songs that have played in my head during the writing of this story and show. He has sent me the MP3 files, which I will...
  16. Ruahnna

    Getting Swamped

    Chapter 24: Something Borrowed Piggy had made an entrance pretty much every night she’d been there, and had also, with alarming frequency, made a spectacle of herself. Still, nothing she had done to date had garnered more sheer astonishment than her arrival that night. The newest The Frogs...
  17. Ruahnna

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Chapter 58: A Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight Sometimes that grass doesn’t just look greener. Sometimes things are really better on the other side of the fence. After his hasty and somewhat panicked flight back to the relative safety of his hotel room, Scribbler had once again found his...
  18. Ruahnna

    Getting Swamped

    (Aw--thanks, honey. I'm glad you enjoyed it.)
  19. Ruahnna

    Muppet Christmas MUP3's

    Was there a soundtrack produced for IAVMMC? I think "Everyone matters" that starts with Gonzo singing about his miserable Christmas is one of the best, most heartfelt Christmas song to come out in YEARS. If not, is there a place to get that song?
  20. Ruahnna

    Getting Swamped

    Chapter 23: Something Old, Something New James the Frog watched with great bemusement as his newest daughter-in-law strolled by in what looked to be a very new bathing suit. Kermit certainly has good taste, he thought fondly, knowing that Piggy may have picked the bathing suit, but Kermit...
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