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Dazzling them with Diversification Ru edged around the doorframe of the hallway leading to her room and Piggy’s. Clifford was swigging water out of a bottle, and Kermit was in the kitchen splashing water on his face. “How’s it going?” Clifford held his hand up level and wobbled it. Ru...

It never rains, just pours, doesn't it? Sorry I'm just now seeing this. We're in the midst of "Oh-my! Family is descending on us!" craziness, too, so I've only been darting in and out. I'm glad your Grandmother is better --her determination will carry her forward and hopefully stand her in...

You know I never do this, but I've been doing a little night swimming lately.... The summer I wrote this story I did most of my "writing" doing just what Piggy and Kermit were doing--paddling about gazing up at the stars and enjoying the embrace of the water. I just wanted to give this story a...

Aw, sheesh guys--you're gonna make me cry! Leyla, you're review was so sweet! I hope I made up for making you blue about Floyd and Janice. I consider their relationship as sacred as the one shared by Kermit and Piggy. And thanks for the chime in, Toga! It's nice to know folks are...

Oh--very sweet, dear. It's not the same pattern, but Hancock Fabric (which you can find on the web) does sell some Kermit and Piggy and other muppet fabrics. There is a green Kermit fleece with pictures of Kermit playing the banjo. There are also some nice flannel patterns--I have a pillow...

Well, I don't think this is what you wanted, Countie, but it's what I have to offer today. Here's what "Leaving the Dream" sounds like with the music. You will have to try to substitute Floyd Pepper's rusty pipes for mine but you can get the gist.... Leaving The Dream I'll try to post...

I imagine that's a private matter between Miss Piggy and her plastic surgeon. Or would that be her latex surgeon? And don't even get me started about Botox.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Whee! I'm sorry, monkeyjb1988--I'm no help at answering your very serious question but I couldn't resist...

You are right about that sort of thinking being unhelpful, but it is a common pitfall of new writers to think one of two things: (1)My mystery story (for example) is not any good if it isn't EXACTLY like one of Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes mysteries; or, (2) My mystery story is not any...

I think the toughest thing is that, despite the fact that we "share" the same characters here, we all interpret them a little differently. I am currently working on a collaboration with my muppet buddy Aaron, but we sometimes have to go back and forth on what we want the story to do. (And it's...

A lovely finish to a very charming story, dear. Hope we'll see more of your writing! Auntie Ru

Chapter 62: The Gig is Up The picnic lunch had been consumed with great gusto. Mabel had even included a large red-and-white-checked dishtowel that Sara had spread out with great ceremony on the bed before loading it down with edibles. Her pomp was undermined by her giggles, and it proved to...

Um. Sweetums and Robin? Helloooo!

Pardon me while I scream. "YES! YES! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU!" I didn't realize that everyone didn't know this, but you are correct about the story book. Kermit DID come to understand that--unless he protested it--this was a REAL wedding. That was clearly the INTENT of JIm and company...

How did I miss this? Yay! What a good question! This question, more or less, has been at the heart of my recent digruntlement (although fairly mild) with The Muppet Show 3rd Season promotion campaign. First of all, let me preface this by saying Bless Steve--may his fingers never...

I loved the way the entire school seemed to get behind the project--I'm always excited when teenagers recognize and love the classic muppets!

Doctor Honeydew, to young lady muppet with no mouth: I see you have nothing to say! HAHAHAHA! Ahem. I'm a big fan of inobvious humor, which explains why sometimes I'm the only one laughing.... Later, they show up again, and Doc Honeydew "observes": I see you still have nothing to say....

Dating the Muppets This is offered with great irreverence to the talents of those I have so much reverence for--please don't sue me! Dating the Muppets Now, if you had told me that today I could choose A muppet to date—well, I’d call that news. But it’s news of a sort that has thrown me...

Bless you, sir, for being a public servant and making those easily available to us!

Piggy: JUST chocolate chips, right? No other UEOs in there? Ruahnna: Just chocolate chips, I promise. I already separated out Kermit's cookies. But what's a UEO? Piggy: (rolling her big blue eyes) Duh. Unidentifiable edible objects. Ru: (a little defensively) Well, I would rather they be...

Well, Piggy's look reached its pinnacle (if such a thing can be said to have been reached) during the filming of TGMC. The hair. The eyes. The artfully applied blush. Even in prison togs she's gorgeous. I think part of the problem with Piggy today--and I mean no disrespect to Eric, who...