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--------------- One of the best trips I ever took to KMart was around midnight, and the guy in line ahead of my then-partner and I was as drag as drag gets, and taunting the very macho men ahead of him because they had issues with his makeup. "Hey, man, would you let your kid see you like that?"...

---------------- So glad you had a birthday surprise, with your niece! Sounds like a fun time. One thing I am curious about: WHERE did the boat go? I mean, I thought the point of cruises used to be the destination? Onboard stuff sounds fun, but isn't it just a diversion until you get to your...

:cluck: Bawwwwkkk....bawwkkk...bukbuk bawwk-awk buh-bawwkkk... Camilla, that's not funny; stop singing the nursery rhyme from "Nightmare on Elm Street." --------------

Nevah gonna happen, man. Change is good. --------------

------------ At least you had family around when you received the sad news. Hoping you're all able to celebrate who your aunt was, and keep those memories fresh and lively, not down and gloomy. Sympathies for you and yours...:sympathy: ----------------

------------- AAAAAACK! *ducking flying newbies* We're being invaded! Take coveeeerrrr! Welcome in all! Speak up, dance your little happy dances, sprawl on the sofa in washable body paints, whatever floats your ship of fools! You'll like it here. We're all quite mad. (Sorry. Alice...

------------- Wow. It sure is dead today. Rhonda: Dead dead dead. So dead we should sit a bunch of plastic flowers over the doormantel. Rhonda: So dead, the flatline hum sounds soothing. So dead, we should donate our bodies to science fiction. :news: You can't use that one. That was...

--------- I recall him playing guitar in one ep...but that may be the "Six String Orchestra" piece, now that I think about it. Er...he sings? And taps? And tells jokes? And has a spiffy imagination for audience-related underthings?? --------------

-------------- *ducks popcorn and...stuff...thrown from trashcan to screen* What? I'm WORKIN' on it!! --------------

------------- I like Zoot's glumness in "Skipped a Groove"...one a' those days, yeah man... -----------

------------ Trader Joe's new dark chocolate bars filled with speculoos cookie butter! NOOOMM nom nomnomnomnomnom... -------------

------------- Disney has always been a quietly tolerant employer. They have consistently ranked high in all surveys regarding fairness to employees, of whatever type. Good for them. As to the "definition of marriage" -- folks, that's a myth of modern culture. HUNDREDS of early marriages, IN...

-------------- Um...Newsie? I thought you liked to do holiday reports? :news: I do. What...oh. Um. No, er, nothing special. Rhonda*whispering* That's kinda a sore subject with him. He doesn't like Mother's Day? Rhonda: You didn't know his ma. Brrrr. *shivers* Oh. Um. Hey, uh, I heard...

----------- Thanks! He's not a character I normally delve into. Glad I got it right. :) As to skills...practice, grasshoppah. Just practice. Now pick up your chopsticks and do some flycatching yourself! -------------

----------- Good entry. The rapport between Scooter and Kermit, Piggy and Thoreau, the band and their victim, and, really, everyone else trying to come together...all well done. LOVED the orchestra breaking into the classic burlesque; could hear it in my head, no Youboob needed, thankyou. Nice...

-------------- So the parties have found one another! So far so good... Loving the reference to cargo cults. "Oh mighty ATT, give us bars!" Uncle Matt doing a double-take and then a oh-yeah-I-meant-to-do-that reaction was funny. I wonder if he'll take it well when told he left a pretty...

------------ snicker... Why am I suddenly thinking of the end of "Dr Strangelove"? Ride 'em Animal! yaaaaahoooooo! I liked the bus interior description. Giggled at your skillful and subtle repetition of Zoot's words to suit the changing situation. I can easily envision both furry eyebrows...

(Author's Note: okay, so I was amiss in announcing 'Break a Leg' yet...there was more, I realized, which needed attention first! Stay tuned NEXT time for the most devastatingly dumb stunts on the planet, so amazingly suicidal they make the idiots over at 'Jackdonkey' jealous! Now for this...

-------------- Wow. Geez. Silent. --------------

----------- Nonsense. A birthday is a birthday. Happy summer ahead for you! -----------