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    Fansong: "I hate Windows!"

    Don't I know it. On my computer, both Word and my net connection have been freezing up a lot lately. I've run a few full virus scans but I haven't turned up anything (softly mutters assorted unprintable curses aimed at Bill Gates).
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    Swedish Chef and an identity crisis...I like it, and...hey, I wonder what kind of skeletons Sam the Eagle has in his closet? The way he goes around pontificating in an oh-so-sanctimonious manner, he's GOT to have something worth probing. Something that happened while he was a chick in the...
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    I'd like to see the Swedish Chef get analyzed at some point. Lord knows, we've analyzed the heck out of Kermit and Scooter...and Jim and Richard, to some extent. (RL: I hope that little heart-to-heart between you and Richard was all right? I imagine that's what you were melting about earlier.)
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    Hey, thanks, MeepBorkMeep. To the best of my knowledge, I've never met Richard Hunt...at least, not in person. Of course, I've grown up in a family of people like Richard, which is to say, loud, crazy people with exceedingly sharp wits, so that might have something to do with it.
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    (there is much laughter and general merriment) Richard: You've gotten better at that, Scooter. (M.N. readjusts fingers on frets and starts playing something slow and bluesy by Eric Clapton - RL, the EM and Scooter join in) Mr. Adler: Let's see...it began as tensions between the Muppets...
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    Oh, so I get to determine Mr. H.'s response? I love my job. (Richard smiles, and turns bright red.) Jim: (laughing) Richard, I didn't think you were capable of blushing! Richard: Put a lid on it, Jim. (turns to RL and gives her a rib-cracking hug) And you, Renee, are just as awesome. Now let...
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    (song goes on for a few minutes more, and then M.N. brings it to a close with a ringing chord) Everyone: "While my guitar...gently...weeps..." Floyd: Rock on... M.N.: Six-String Orchestra? Just what I was thinking. Scooter, get your guitar, you're leading on this one. Scooter: But I'm still...
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    M.N.: (sprays last bit of foam at sofa, and raises fire extinguisher, James Bond-style) Flames extinguished. I've got to run and get something. Be right back. (M.N. exits) (Scooter sits down next to Richard, wincing) Richard: How's the ankle? Scooter: Hurts like I don't know what. Richard...
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    Yeah, I think we've set a new record or something. This fanfic is approximately 50% muffin at least. It's a tasty muffin, true, but a muffin nonetheless. Er...someone mind getting the fire extinguisher?
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    M.N.: (running forward wearing flame-retardant gloves) Whoa, whoa, whoa! Renee, knock it back with the butane bully! (grabs torch and glares at Kermit) Kermit, apologize to Scooter. Scooter: You trying to murder me, Kermit?! Kermit: They've been lavishing sweet nothings on you for the last page...
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    (slurps up more cocoa) That's good chocolate. Yeah, I think unstitching a Muppet was outlawed at the Geneva Convention several years ago.
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    Scooter: That's low! (door to office opens; Jim and Richard saunter in, in haloes, robes and wings) Scooter: What are you guys doing here? Jim: Thought we'd come down and get a better view of the action. Kermit: I hope they give you hard hats up in heaven. Richard: (sits down next to Scooter...
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    Jim: It's not fair! You're being Mr. Popular here, when I was the one who started the whole Muppet thing! Richard: Well, boo hoo, can I help it if my characters have a certain animal magnetism? Jim: Certain animal...don't make me laugh. Kermit, here, I'll give you five hundred and a new show if...
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    (looks down at Scooter) Feeling better, pal? Scooter: (sniffles) Yeah. Kind of. M.N.: Good, very good. Everything's going to be okay, all right? (up in heaven, Jim and Richard are lounging around on clouds and watching the action) Richard: (smiles blissfully) Aren't these forum members...
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    My, my. Thanks for the cocoa, Renee. (takes a nice long swig) Big Green and Mean vs. My Uncle's Favorite Nephew, Round 2: Scooter: 4(forum members being all sweet to him) Kermit: 4 (potshots at his dignity as an amphibian emcee)
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    The RHLC!

    Hey, I've got an Uncle Dave, too, out near San Francisco. He, however, is nothing like Richard Hunt. Sure, he's a comedian, too, but of a different sort. My folks and their respective families all come from north/north central Jersey, too (I was born in Alaska but I'm considered a Jersey girl...
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    A young romance

    Indeed, indeed! It's gotten off to a charming start. Scooter's quite popular with the girls in these stories we do. Bet some of the other Muppets are getting jealous...
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    The RHLC!

    (caught off-guard) Well...I...I just thought it merited repeating, that's all.
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    Muppet Group Therapy Session

    He's okay, he's okay, I was just giving our dear gofer a little TLC (to Scooter) Pull yourself together, will ya, it's just a story!
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    The RHLC!

    (hands MBM a box of tissues) Here ya go. (crash somewhere off in the distance) I've got to stop pitching my dictionaries toward nearby windows. Like I said: Richard Hunt = favorite young uncle who makes the kids laugh and gives the grandparents the horrors at family reunions.
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