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  1. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Ryan: *salutes* Yes Cap'n! Handle it I can! 'Tis a task to my liking! Catfish Beard! Bring forth the cannon! Clifford: ...Of everyone in this three, you think I'm the one with the cannon? Ryan: ...Arr! Jus' bring me a cannon! Clifford: ...Yessir. Ryan: It's bein' takin' care of, Cap'n! I assure...
  2. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Ryan: *squirms* *stand to salute* *falls out of tree* *jumps up quickly* *salutes* Cap'n! You've returned from your journey to the vast corners of the educated world! How be the smart people? Erm... About yer ship... that be the fault of Cap'n Hook-Nose! Gonzo: WHAT? Rizzo: *muttering to Pepe*...
  3. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Pepe: De name of de game is gin, hokay! Ryan: And the name of the drink is rum! Arr! Clifford: *headslap*
  4. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Ryan: Ha HA! Terrific! Welcome aboard, new crew! Erm... well, not really aboard, per se, since we don't have a ship. But... welcome abranch? Catfish Beard! Deal in the new crew while we wait for the rest to show up! Arr! Clifford: *shakes head* *deals out cards for Kelly and Pearl*
  5. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Ryan: *sitting in a tree, peering through telescope at the roof* Avast! Our ship has been comandeered by once-friendly pirates! We must take 'er back! Gonzo: But... Sir Cap'n The Prawn... you're the one who handed the ship over--er... o'er to the scalliwags! Ryan: Arr! I did no such thing! Pepe...
  6. theprawncracker

    eFX Collectibles to produce Muppet Replicas

    Huh. Really? I'm very surprised by that--like you said, I've never seen any pictures that really do it for me. Hmm... well perhaps now I'll seriously look into him. Maybe I could swing that as a graduation present. :halo:
  7. theprawncracker

    The Brand New Ask Jim Lewis Thread

    Right! Good! I'll just have my mom contact you. Good luck Dwayne-o! ;)
  8. theprawncracker

    eFX Collectibles to produce Muppet Replicas

    Yeah... my thoughts almost exactly. I haven't gotten Animal and don't plan to, but I can honestly say that I WILL be getting ALL three of these.
  9. theprawncracker

    The Brand New Ask Jim Lewis Thread

    Dear Jim, I know you had a hand in helping The Muppet Show Comic Book come to hillarious fruition, so you're really the only person I can ask this question to... How does one explain to his mother why he used her PayPal account to pay for roughly $40 worth of comic books in the past two...
  10. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Ryan: Good! Now that ye be members of our pirate crew, I must give ye pirate names! Gonzo: Yes! I love this part! Haha! Ryan: YOU! *points to Cait* Ye be Ringtail--fer no reason WHATsoever! And YOU! *points to Ailie* Ye be Drooly--fer obvioius reasons. Dr. Teeth, ye now be Admiral Cavity! Digit...
  11. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Rizzo: *peers up at Cotterpin* Eh... you can be... Short-Round! Ha! *snickers*
  12. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    Ryan: *has somehow obtained a wheel with which to steer the ship* *spies Ailie, Cait, and crew* Avast! Stowaways off the port bow! Gonzo: *zips in* Shall I kehaul 'em Sir Cap'n The Prawn? Ryan: Nay, Cap'n Hook-Nose! Let us welcome them aboard this vessel and place them into forced labor. Gonzo...
  13. theprawncracker

    MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

    (Meanwhile, on the roof...) Clifford: *flipping through a magazine* Mmm... sure has been peaceful around here lately. Ryan has been busy, meaning Gonzo has been tame. Ya know, a guy could really get used to-- Ryan: *jumps out, dressed as a pirate for some reason* Ahoy, matey! Gonzo: *jumps...
  14. theprawncracker

    Your Thoughts: The Muppet Show Comic Book

    I'm completely agreeing with Amy and Jamie (what a terrific rhyme!) on this one. And also... Amy, (in fact, the main reason I quoted this here post) I ordered your Fozzie variant cover and it just arrived today and I just had to tell you again how absolutely stunning it is. I currently have it...
  15. theprawncracker

    Your Thoughts: Sesame Street on Scrubs

    I'll get it to you once I download it, Ed. :D
  16. theprawncracker

    Fozzie Illustration

    Waldorf is WONDERFUL! An exceptional combination of the various TMS puppet incarnations. He looks awesome and I really prefer those older puppets to the newer, younger looking Waldorfs we see today. GREAT job. :D
  17. theprawncracker

    The Videogame Thread

    They both look amazing--Galaxy 2 especially! I absolutely ADORE the first Galaxy and never expected a sequel, but I'm not at all complaining about them making one. New Super Mario Bros. Wii looks excellent as well--good old classic fun! :insatiable:
  18. theprawncracker

    "A Muppet Christmas: Letters to Santa" comes to DVD in September

    That is FANTASTIC news! That's so much earlier than I expected too! Awesome news. I so hope we see some deleted scenes--there HAVE to be some. Maybe it'll just be an extended cut--which would be even better. Thanks for reporting, as always, Greg! :D
  19. theprawncracker

    Fozzie Illustration

    AHHHH! ! ! He is so righteous! I LOVE him. He's honestly my favorite one so far. He's amazing. Possibly your best. :D
  20. theprawncracker

    Muppets.com relaunches with Disney XD

    There's an awesome new video on the main page starring--who would've EVER guessed it--Bobo and Beauregard again! It's amazing! The dynamic duo returns in another hillarious video. Dave has NOT lost his touch with Beau, which is great to see, and Bob is funny in everything he does.
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