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It's so good to see you finally back, Kath! Missed ya loads!

Dave, man... again, you never cease to amaze me. This is the bravest thing I've ever seen someone admit to and I think you're incredible for it. Not only did you demonstrate bravery in telling us--strangers, man! But you had the bravery to quit. That's what makes you so great, Dave. You had the...

Eh... they're all right... Which is why I'm printing mine out and hanging them on my wall! :excited:

HAHAHA! VERY funny! Great writing! Impressive posing, too! I really like these! Glad to see a new web comic making the rounds!

Hey Jim! Ryan again! Just a few questions for you... One, how is The Diva Code selling? Well, I hope. Well enough to generate future books? Two, are you excited to see these comic books come to fruition and be released? I think they're a very exciting piece of work! Three, how are you...

.PRAWNIE: (shrug) Well… I can safely say that that’s the last award I’ll be winning tonight. Thank you all… again. I love you guys! But, enough about me, let’s move on to the final award of the night. Kermit? (KERMIT comes onstage) (Massive applause) KERMIT: Hi-ho, everyone! Hi there, Ryan...

PRAWNIE: And now, here’s Scooter! (SCOOTER scoots onstage) (Applause) SCOOTER: Hi there folks! You know what I could go-fer? This next award! (laughs at joke) Get it? …Guess not. Well, I’m presenting the last of the Muppet Appreciation awards for tonight, and I thought I’d do it...

PRAWNIE: Well, that’s it for the Fan-Fic awards… hold on… I think we forgot someone. Wait… did we? Maybe. I don’t really know… Huh. Hold on… I know who can answer this. WEMBLEY! (WEMBLEY runs out onstage) (Applause) WEMBLEY: (pants) Yes, Ryan? PRAWNIE: Did we forget to let you present...

PRAWNIE: And now we have Cantus Fraggle here to present the award for Fan-Fiction of the Year! (CANTUS comes on stage) (Loud cheering and applause) CANTUS: (silences crowd) Hail, Muppet Central! I have traveled many a’cave to find this theater here, and I still do not know why...

PRAWNIE: I did not pay that announcer! Sheesh… and yes, yes, I know I'm the Duke... but King sounds so much... royaller! Huh. Well, anyway! Up next, Red Fraggle! (RED bounces onstage) (Applause) RED: Hiya! How’s everybody enjoying the party? I know I am! Anyway! I’m here to present the award...

PRAWNIE: Gah! I’m touched, guys, really! I was up against so many hilarious fics! Can’t believe I got it. Thank you all! And... nice speech, half, but ya didn't answer my question! ...Get back to me on that. Anyhow! Here’s Lew Zealand! (LEW ZEALAND runs onstage) (Applause) LEW ZEALAND...

PRAWNIE: So… Lisa… (innocent eyes) Does that make me King now? MWoO ha ha ha! (clears throat) Anyway! Here’s Boober! (BOOBER Fraggle sulks out onstage) (Applause) BOOBER: Uch, I’m sorry about this, everyone… but I’m not feeling well and—(BOOBER begins to shake) (BOOBER separates in two)...

PRAWNIE: And now, for my favorite part of the ceremony, the Fan-Fiction awards! Here’s Zoe! (ZOE comes onstage) (Applause) ZOE: (laughing) Hi, everyone! I’m so glad to be here! It’s not every day you get ot hand out awards to great people like you! Even my pet rock, Rocco...

(MOKEY Fraggle comes onstage cheerfully) MOKEY: Oh, hello everyone! I hope you’re all having a good time! I know I am! It’s so interesting taking notes on you silly creatures! And, boy, are you silly! Anyway! I’m here to present the “Andre the Artist” award for Favorite Fan Artist...

(SHERLOCK HEMLOCK walks onstage peering through his magnifying glass) SHERLOCK HEMLOCK: Egads! Would you look at that! It appears I’ve discovered a large gathering of… of weirdoes! I say! You! You out there! One of you point me in the direction of your smartest weirdo! I must have an...

PRAWNIE: Quick! To the cute bunkers! It’s Elmo! (ELMO comes onstage) (Uproarious applause) ELMO: (laughs) Hi, everybody! Elmo is so happy to be here! Elmo flew in all the way from Sesame Street to be here—and boy, are Elmo’s arms tired! …That joke was from Mister Fozzie, so don’t blame Elmo...

PRAWNIE: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now my contractually obligated pleasure to introduce the gorgeous, talented, and well-paying… Miss Piggy. (MISS PIGGY is revealed behind parting curtains) (Incredible applause) MISS PIGGY: Oh, vous like moi! Vous really like moi! Ah ha! It’s always such a...

PRAWNIE: Please welcome Prairie Dawn and… The Swedish Chef? Who paired them up? (PRAIRIE DAWN and The SWEDISH CHEF come onstage) (Applause) PRAIRIE DAWN: Hello! My big, Swedish friend and I are here to present the award for “Old College Buddies.” SWEDISH CHEF: Oh, yah yah yah! Yer hoot de...

PRAWNIE: (shudders) I have the strangest feeling... as if... my Muppet collection was being... Nah. Can't be. Moving on! Ladies and gentlemen, Beaker, and his translator, Waldo C. Graphic! (BEAKER fumbles ontstage) (WALDO flies onstage) (Applause) BEAKER: Mee mo mee me me! Mo mo! Mee me meep...